Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130208

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageRemember, 3-D pie charts are bad, and exploded 3-D pie charts are worse. Maybe the chart wizard could come back to remind us occasionally.

  • People referred to =IF(AND(·,OR(·,·)),·) in Excel as "computer code". An awkward feeling pervaded the room.
  • Watchin’ all these BI107 kids doing their excel homework with a MOUSE! Lol I remember my first spreadsheet…
  • today i’m being held captive in a meeting room while my boss does excel spreadsheet calculations and tells me about each one.
  • Spent most of the afternoon making a detailed Excel analysis explaining why I need a huge raise that my boss will certainly not read.
  • You know you should change your field of research when some of the most important papers include 3D pie charts made with Excel…
  • this may sound totally nerdy but i love excel. I AM AN EXCEL MASTER. i’m like a boss at work (‘cept without the high salary).
  • You know what hell is like? Typing 100 graphs into excel everyday
  • I will NEVER understand why Excel can’t undo "delete worksheet" function. #CanIHaveADoOver #didthatjusthappen #grrrrr!
  • For the 1st time, I ran VBA in #Excel. I didn’t write the script but I found the code, learned where to put it and how to run it. #step1
  • I spent 4 years at University. I’ve got 15 years industry experience. Today, I’ve mostly been colouring in cells in Excel. #fml
  • utilizing my excellent excel experience by making a spreadsheet of local drinking holes for tonight w/ my bosses.
  • Distracting label in #excel today during media research methods. "Exploded pie charts." Mmm pie. Homer drool. #data #distractions
  • I love how my sister can still bully me into making her excel charts and she’s in grad school **
  • Microsoft says that support for SharePoint lists in Excel 2007 and later is “depreciated”. That must be code for “totally borked”.
  • Putting an Excel chart in a Word document is the cruelest form of office torture.
  • high praise from the boss for copying and pasting some stuff in excel #winning
  • Can you load 400MB into a pivot table? We’ll see!
  • where has chart wizard gone? he was a good wizard. now i’m lost in a world of statistics in excel. majestically dull.

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