Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20131213

ByDebra Dalgleish

clippy office assistant Oh no! We don’t want to see the Office paperclip popping up in Excel! Didn’t Clippy retire around the same time as Bill Gates?

  • said it once. will say it again. why does excel act like it is trying to win a nobel prize. i just want to make a bar graph yo
  • VBA with Excel is so slow, it’s like my code is being forwarded to Bill Gates’ inbox, who then does everything by hand and sends it back
  • I thought I cursed a lot when working in excel. My boss has proven that I am no longer queen.
  • HAH. Fixed the problem. It was totally my stupidity at work but I figured it out all by myself so take that, Excel.
  • Got such an outdated version of Microsoft excel it still has that stupid paperclip
  • If someone could tell me when I’d use a histogram or pivot table in programming I’d be willing to listen.
  • Haha. Boss, entire aircraft were designed using slide rules. So Excel is still high tech enough for what they did then 🙂
  • I know they pay me and I shouldn’t care but I’m at least hoping for an attaboy for this huge excel workbook I made.
  • I figured out this Excel chart thing for a work project, yay me! Excel is of the devil, and I will treat myself to something tasty later. 🙂
  • As someone who does a lot of excel work, wonky tables usually inspire me to feats of wine, rather than opposite.
  • PLEASE DOES ANYONE IN THE WORLD KNOW HOW TO MAKE A BAR CHART ON EXCEL WHY IS IT SO HARD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MICROSOFT I HATE YOU?
  • Questionable things I’ve done in excel: worksheet with 104+ columns
  • When Excel runs your CPU to 100% for 2-3 minutes just to redraw a graph, you may have a lot of data points.
  • I thought I was going to be fired because I turned the most important excel spreadsheet into a chart with no idea how to put it back.
  • Just made an Excel pivot table for the first time in the “real world.” And it only took over 6 months.
  • The quest for the perfect graph is a long, painful and arduous one. Excel is a deceitful mistress. #DatCrabHype #MarineBiologyProblems
  • Dad: “Harv how do you make a pivot table?” Me: “I don’t know dad” Dad: “you’re bloody useless then aren’t you”
  • A vendor just tried to mansplain what a pivot table is and how they’re useful for “data guys” as if I don’t live that ‘data artisan’ life

Got such an outdated version of Microsoft Excel it still has that stupid paperclip

Got such an outdated version of Microsoft Excel it still has that stupid paperclip

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