Excel Twitters 20091231
Last day of the year/decade. You’ll have a few days away from your boss, enjoying time with your family. Happy New Year!
Here Comes the Boss
- I feel like I’m in a Nascar pit crew when the boss comes round n I hav 3 secs to look busy. Facebook & ESPN closed! Excel, maximize!
- My boss just called, asking me how Excel works. I really should have demanded a raise before I told him.
- My 75 year old boss hand writes AND THEN puts it in excel. I don’t think he gets it
Family Secrets
- I have a secret weapon when it comes to Excel. I married a CPA.
- I am to show my dear mother the basics of Excel. This will not end well.
- teaching dad about gmail labels, quick links and excel shortcuts. Now that is a Xmas present with love and lots of patience!
Bad Year
- Old man next to me on train reading a book on excel 2003, should I tell him there on 2008 now?
- I think I’m going to try Quicken this year. I shall miss my outlandishly intricate Excel spreadsheets.
- All of my excel grids are broken. None are replicating formulas, even when I do Paste Special: Formulas. Worst tragedy of my 2009.
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