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Excel Twitters 20100105

ByDebra Dalgleish

It’s pretty cold here this week, so that Palm Springs Film Festival sure sounds tempting. But I’ll probably just stay inside and watch The Simpsons. But wherever I am, I definitely won’t be smoking!

What We’re Watching

  • curling up in bed attempting to finish up these excel documents…$10 says I lose interest in the next 30mins and watch The Simpsons instead
  • yeah, we are going to have to talk about this addiction to excel. I think there is a show on TLC about it…
  • The post where I spend too much time mixing my love of Excel with that of the Palm Springs Film Festival – http://j.mp/8I51qu – #PSIFF
  • I’m going to make a documentary called Gihm doing work. It will be in the fashion of ‘Kobe Doin Work’ but Excel, not basketball.

Smoking Is Bad

  • Now on to reviewing lesson plan for Excel class. I’m smokin’! Not really. Smoking is bad for you. I meant that metaphorically. Or something.
  • I don’t understand why I can’t light one up at work –I mean I would focus more on my damn excel sheets

Your Tax Dollars

  • our entire office was taught how to use the Sort function in Excel today. I kid you not. your tax dollars at work!
  • Ugggh, not happy, have to redo all my Excel sheets and invoices for the return to the old VAT rate. What a waste of time. Thanks Government!

Who Chose the Defaults?

  • thanks 🙂 It is really frustrating to try and use excel for something it wasn’t designed for (charts, for instance :P)
  • New Excel charts look much prettier than old ones, WAAY LESS INTUITIVE TO PUT TOGETHER
  • Why can’t I find black & white texture options in Excel 2007 charts anymore? Hasn’t anyone at Microsoft ever had to write a dissertation?
  • We need to find the person who chose the defaults for Excel charts. And have a discussion with them.Possibly involving baseball bats.

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P.S. If you’re trying to create a fill pattern in Excel 2007 charts, download Andy Pope’s free Pattern Fill Add-in.

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