Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100208

The Super Bowl hadn’t started when I collected the Excel related tweets on Sunday, so maybe that’s why there wasn’t much talk about football. You’d think that Excel would be the perfect tool to compile all those game statistics. 

  • My numbers for the Super Bowl Square Pool are "square root of X" & "=sum(b2:k2)". I hope the Colts go for a pivot table conversion!
  • remembered too late that alcohol and Excel don’t mix
  • Listening to the filthy classic ‘Ain’t No Fun’ from Snoop while working on an Excel spreadsheet. What an awesome combo.
  • Not to see like a dork but I just learned how to make a "Tornado Chart" on Excel and I am more or less ecstatic
  • nevermind, screw excel. I’d rather have pretty nails than something cool to show my boss.
  • Anyone else feel murderous when Excel suddenly says "Hey! It looks like you’re managing a list!"?Almost as bad as the talking paper clip.
  • I need an excel spreadsheet to keep track of my nephew’s revolving girlfriends.
  • Anyway, turns out Excel is pretty great for dealing with bread formulae, especially once you bust out the =CONVERT() function.
  • Using Excel so constantly at work is starting to turn it into a first-tier tool at home. BEIN’ ASSIMILATED SEND HELP.
  • How is it possible that my dad is better than me at Microsoft Excel -____-
  • Just learned how to add an average line in my excel chart. Thank You Google University! Hunter College I think you owe me my money back!
  • my caffeine and excel addiction is pretty intense.
  • 1 excel spreadsheet, 2 cookies, 3 charts, 4 books, 5 hours and a glass a wine later I have shaping and sizing with st pattern integrity!
  • slow sunday, grey and cold, quiet streets. getting ready to do some work, always more relaxed to do excel pivot tables at home vs office
  • Sometimes I hate using other people’s Excel spreadsheets. Its like…. What were they thinking?!?
  • I hate how Excel feels the need to correct every number that I type. It won’t even let me type 10/10/10
  • I think spread sheets would be an awesome project. My boss (60-something engineer) can’t even use excel.
  • you know you’re getting too obsessive when you maintain an excel spreadsheet for all your cards

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