Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100218

Mmmm…cheese, Nutella, pie charts. The Excel tweets were very tasty yesterday. And I wonder if the intern and the overworked tweeter are the same person.

  • is the Excel QUEEN!!! (Ok, not really. But at least in my office I am!)
  • bad news: my work computer is down and can’t send/receive e-mails or use Word or Excel. good news: Internet is working 🙂
  • Boss just came over to tell me he discovered a new Excel function – I’m still thrilled! …ha..Accounting is clearly the right place for me.
  • strangely, thats how i make my excel sheets better too, lots of colours and different borders. helps get throug the day…
  • Just discovered that Excel’s pie-of-a-pie chart is completely pointless in all ways.
  • My new job gives me new little pleasures. Made a perfect little formula in Excel today 🙂
  • I find working in Excel and Word far too satisfying. It can’t be healthy to find such joy in making spreadsheets.
  • hour 2 of work. Cut and pasted 6 excel cells into 3 emails. I’m obviously too overworked
  • It took the intern two hours to fill in 128 cells in an Excel spreadsheet. That’s 64 cells an hour. No formulas, just cut and paste.
  • If Microsoft Office had a party, excel would be the lonely, sober man that traps you in the kitchen and talks to you about cheese.
  • I’ll say it again: Teach 1000 people to use Excel and 500 to develop in MS Access *correctly*, and the upstate economy would change.
  • I’ve decided. I’m giving up Excel for Lent.
  • If Twitter did a background that looked like an Excel Spreadsheet, I could spend much more time on here in office hours.
  • Creating an archive of images my pasting each pic into a cell in an excel spreadsheet is not a recommended solution. #makingsimplejobshard
  • When it takes you seven minutes to open an excel spreadsheet, it is a pretty good indicator that you need a new computer.
  • Which would you prefer: a jar of Nutella & a spoon OR an Excel spreadsheet to show budget variances in financial statements? Yeah, me too.
  • sitting at work doing online tutorials to somehow master Excel in the next 2.5 hours so I can pass this dumb computer course for school!
  • Just volunteered to do some work in Excel. Must be coming down with something.
  • Would it have killed Microsoft to make copy and paste in Excel work like it does in every other application?
  • wish i wasn’t such a perfectionist, it’s taking me an hour to build a simple chart in excel lol
  • don’t use pie charts. ever. http://bit.ly/d464jR follows tufte with actual advice on how to make effective tables and graphs using excel.
  • Serious Excel win for me. Remove deleted pivot data from drop down http://bit.ly/6du9LT – This is my life… excel excitement 🙂

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