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Excel Twitters 20100217

Excel support groups, extra magic hours and slave traders. Just another day of boring Excel related tweets. And you’re complaining that Excel blindly follows everything you type, is Excel really the problem? 😉

  • Begging the Financial Controller to pretty please write an Excel macro that will put an end to my cut-and-paste mundanity.
  • All I want is one line. With the coordinates that are made up of my 2 values. How hard can that be Excel?
  • I have an admission to make. I get all excited by learning new things in Excel. Is there a support group for this?
  • Finding out cake recipes and putting them into Excel. Is this really an uni assignment or am I on drugs?
  • I have a day of Excel training ahead of me 🙁 I’m a creative! Why? Oh why? I hear there’s a Twitter app disguised as a spreadsheet.
  • Struggling to get my head around offsets in excel. Slightly embarassing. Not firing on all cylinders today.
  • you have no idea. Imagine if you were an aspiring accountant. Excel is probably my virtual soulmate or something
  • Teaching Excel 07 on Wednesday – figuring out what teachers want to learn.
  • And we just learned how to make a deck of playing cards in Excel. This is why people actually show up for Desktop Modeling.
  • Hooray! This is sad, but I have figured out Excel to do data analysis once again after previously erasing it from my memory 4 good.
  • In excel. if I have loads of tabs across the bottom, is there a way to double them up so I haven’t got to keep scrolling across to find one?
  • Just did my first ever visual basic coding in excel. Who knew b-school would involve computer science?
  • I finished my Excel work in a half hour personal record.
  • Debugging excel queries is like trying to work with a bratty four year old. Except you can’t sell Excel to slave traders . . .
  • I showed someone at work the power of F2 yesterday. He now thinks i’m an Excel goddess.
  • customizing excel spreadsheet for Disney client- hrs parks open/ extra magic hrs/ parades/ fireworks – then plunking in dining reservations
  • We Need a Spreadsheet Day http://is.gd/8pfT0 #excel
  • I’m running an @RISK simulation via Microsoft Excel; it must be complete in 45 hours, but it’s going to take 60 hours. I LOVE MY LIFE!
  • I hope I just did a Vlookup & a Pivot table successfully. You’ve no idea how confusing these damn things can be!
  • Excel is really stupid, it blindly follows everything I type, why cant it use brains sometimes???

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