Excel Twitter 20101119

ByDebra Dalgleish November 19, 2010

After all your mother has done for you, surely you can give her a bit of help with Excel. It seems easier than moving to Mars — but I haven’t met your mom. 😉

I have a love hate relationship with excel. It can do so much yet so little at the same time!
I’m creating bar charts and pie charts on excel for the first time since year 9 maths lessons.
I’m really lost right now. I need some help. I’ve been defeated by a damn pivot table.
Dammit. I really hope no one has won the Grand Lotto jackpot yet. Time to go back to my Excel worksheet and "strategize."
Is there a quick way to make text uppercase in Excel without a stupid plugin? Seems like something that should be built in.
Lorrie told me I would be fired if she didn’t see me staring at graphs and pivot tables all day in excel. I cried, a little.
another thing Excel can’t do ‘out-of-the-box’: plotting text lables (from a third column) for scatter plots/bubble charts #fail #excel
stupid old excel not being able to read new excel files. horrid microsoft don’t you have enough money already?!
WHAT DO I EVEN MAKE EXCEL CHARTS FOR IF I DON’T USE THEM!?
Just finished teaching a FULL DAY course on MS Excel Pivot Tables. Need to cleanse.
my boss was showing me how to do the monthly report on Excel a week or two ago – he got out his CALCULATOR to add columns.
Excel: because a trip with Audrey is not complete until I make a chart mapping our every move and expense.
In order to get more hours at work, let’s hope I can learn Excel quickly today. Never been good with accounting type stuff.
Aching to pivot table some day of week / hrs of sunlight / sunrise time / volume of caffeine beverage sales for the last 12 months.
Come on Myles. Pretend you’re Zuckerberg, plug yourself in, down some Red Bull and code like a mad man. Only it’s Excel and vlookups
I love you Excel 2010. You complete me … or at least my annual profit projections.
if my mom ever starts to work in Excel, I am emigrating… To China or preferably Mars

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Excel Twitter 20110104

ByDebra Dalgleish January 4, 2011

Anyone can use Excel, even a handyman or dinosaur. Just remember to pace yourself at the start of the year, when there’s so much work to do, and you’re still a bit tipsy. I still turn to VBA / Excel / Access to solve many a quick and dirty problem. Not sure if I am…

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180713

ByDebra Dalgleish July 13, 2018July 12, 2018

Would you fake your death if someone asked for Excel help? Or are you too busy, shredding spreadsheets and matching header colours? If you need to relax, try gangster rap or cat photos.

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Excel Twitter 20111003

ByDebra Dalgleish October 3, 2011

Don’t wear bright shoes, and avoid bosses who colour the Excel sheets yellow. These things do not make your spreadsheets seem more epic. Two hours work on a massive Excel file wasted because "Select All" turned out to really mean "Select Some." #MSfail I love listening to video game music while at work. It makes…

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Excel Twitter 20170623

ByDebra Dalgleish June 23, 2017June 22, 2017

Which is worse – fish in the office microwave, Excel training, or merged cells? If those things make you irrationally angry, just revamp an old Excel workbook. Or map out your life.

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Excel Twitter 20101007

ByDebra Dalgleish October 7, 2010October 25, 2010

Poor people – they spend all day staring at Excel, and don’t get recognition for saving the company some money. The boss gives them multiple spreadsheets to work on too! It’s so unfair. I figured out the problem with my Excel. Apparently there is a character limit in each cell. What kind of BS is…

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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180223

ByDebra Dalgleish February 23, 2018February 22, 2018

If Excel raises your blood pressure, don’t overdo it on the Red Bull, or the colour coding. Just tell yourself that Excel is mystical, and we may never understand it.

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