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Excel Twitter 20101120

image Those Excel workbooks are getting ready for the holidays, and there are many late night sessions ahead. Take time for a latte, or another beverage of choice, in the middle of those mentally exhausting days.

  • Am working on my very 1st ever Excel worksheet. Yes. Laugh all you want.
  • Excel is chugging away, handling millions upon millions of calculations in the workbook I don’t want to print and can’t seem to cancel
  • My boss just told me to go and use excel to create a matrix? Apparently he thinks I’m Neo
  • Gotta love those lazy vendors who are nitpicky about their reports b/c they are 2 dumb/lazy 2 delete a column or hit the SUM button in excel
  • received spreadsheet from hubby to do quote from it has no name or address on it #giveusaclue #playingdetective #makemylifeeasywhydontyou
  • Know a way to make my excel worksheet stop scrolling. I can delete the scrollbar but it still scrolls every time I breath on the mouse!
  • just successfully ran a VLookup formula in Excel! The day is ours!
  • I created an excel workbook with so many complicated formulas and lookups that it takes 30+ mins to save – time for a latte while I wait
  • In other news, we are doing Secret Santa at work. One particularly anal colleague has just prepared an Excel Spreadsheet with her likes…
  • I just made my very first Pivot Table (all by myself!) & was about to start the vlookup, and then BOOM, power cut! It’s all gone 🙁
  • Oh, and I also hate late-night emails from the boss about Excel and Excel-related things.
  • I’m sure all you consultant kids will love this… @loongstoryshort: Guitar hero but for all the excel monkeys out there | www.excelhero.net
  • Can put an airplane engine together but can’t filter an excel pivot table. Great.
  • Wish my boss would realise that I’ve had ZERO excel training. I just don’t know how to do some of the stuff he wants me to do!!
  • Did I just spend most of the afternoon making an elaborate Thanksgiving cooking spreadsheet? Maybe.
  • im really struggling to remember those calculation things to calculate stuff on Excel. this is going to be REAL problem in solving problems.
  • Wow, what a mentally exhausting day at work. Had to stare at an excel spread sheet for hours looking for mistakes in the data. I need a nap!
  • I just coded the most amazing Excel workbook ever. Seriously, it can almost think on its own. It might be a cylon… Frak.

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