Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20101118

ByDebra Dalgleish

image Should people in their 40s and 50s be allowed to work on critical Excel files? Maybe they should leave the charts and junk to the younger folk, and spend their time daydreaming, or playing BlackJack.

  • While daydreaming at work, it’s best to keep an elaborate Excel spreadsheet up on your computer. No one questions a person working on Excel.
  • So it seems that you can’t extend the list of pivot table functions on value fields in #excel, what do I give up on, Excel or Pivot tables?
  • I love IT. Thanks to Excel my company’s customer owes me £300 billion 😀
  • My Excel spreadsheet packing list could beat up your Excel spreadsheet packing list. #OCDNerdFight #fb
  • Why no tweets in a few hours? I’ve been waiting for Excel 2007 to load this spreadsheet on Win7. It only took about 5 minutes on XP.
  • There are only 56 colors available total for all charts and graphs in excel 2003. Approximately 52 of those colors make my eyes bleed.
  • I want to enable folks to use excel to do complicated claculatiions and make charts and junk.
  • Need a break from work? I’ve posted an #Excel #Blackjack game: http://bit.ly/a49quB
  • Ah making forms via excel – how I do love the! #excel
  • my boss’ boss: "hey John, we got a huuuge project we need your help on. do you know how to make pie charts in excel?"o_O CEO in 6 months
  • Yeah, I used to use it all the time as an undergrad after an unfortunate "accident" where I discovered that Excel can’t do math.
  • Aaaagggghhhh! Numbers on spreadsheet: your job is to add up and make sense. Don’t you *want* to do your job????
  • This data is so very stable / I think I’ll use a pivot table. / What is this thing? Oh please do tell! / It’s part of Microsoft Excel.
  • The VLOOKUP is the best thing since sliced bread. #excel
  • I did it! I did it! Boy, it sucks being a little rusty in Excel, but I got it figured out. re: 4 bar graphs and 2 line graphs in one chart
  • Pivot tables are my favourite part of excel. I’m actually sad enough to have a favourite part.
  • Its times like these I wish I was an #excel charting ninja. Unfortunately I’m still only at a yellow belt
  • I don’t care if you’re in your 40s/50s, there is NO excuse for your spreadsheet to not be functional and sloppy when it’s critical info.

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