Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100305

Yes, I’ve absent-mindedly tried to copy and paste from Excel to a piece and paper, just like today’s Excel tweeter. It didn’t work for me either.

  • i’m going to pass out if i dont start some excel work…
  • Excel is a curiously terrible program. Simple things like putting a title on a chart’s legend require a degree in h4xx0rzing to accomplish.
  • Autoshapes is the most underrated feature of MS Word and Excel
  • Oh, gross, I just accidentally opened Excel.
  • Silly me: Just tried to copy sth from Excel to a handwritten note w/cmd+c and cmd+v. It did not work!
  • Am I the only one that uses Excel to chart hypothetical revenue IF such-and-such happens or IF you make such-and-such sales per month?
  • I fell asleep at 4, meant to get up at 5, just woke up at 9 and haven’t even started my excel sheet. do the math
  • really? You’re in a deep enough science class to require excel? Cool!
  • Getting the hang of Excel. Not too good w/using SIN, COS or TAN functions tho. But maybe that’s b/c I was never good w/those to begin with.
  • i hate when people make/keep garbage excel sheets. a little formatting and word wrap can do wonders for presentation and understandability.
  • When you stare into an Excel spreadsheet long enough you start to see little colonies of people growing in each cell. #fb
  • Teaching Excel is tiring.
  • Working out the VBA to create multiple charts. You’d think this is the kind of capability Excel would have out of the box.
  • same thing I reckon. We’ve only called them charts since excel came along. There are no graphs in excel.
  • You know the job’s urgent when… the Art Director is using Excel to chart up stuff.
  • Worked out how to calculate the straightline distance between two points on the earth’s surface using Excel. For 24,500 separate points!
  • Idly wondering how many person-hours have been lost over the years to dealing with Excel’s stripping of leading ‘0’s from zipcodes
  • Figured out how to make a budget spreadsheet in Excel. Now if only I had an income. *looks at GMail box for job replies*
  • You know you use excel too much when you press the = button before you put the numbers in on a calculator

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