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Excel Twitters 20100320

image In the Friday tweets, the Excel users seemed to be looking forward to a weekend away from Excel. One person even deleted Excel from a laptop, to avoid working from home. Hmmm…that’s not a bad idea!

And Dave says it was Scott Adams, of the Dilbert comics, who created the Boss button page for the NCAA March Madness tournament website. That should help the guy who’s flipping between Excel and espn.com.

  • Without fail, the worst parts of my job involve someone sending me an Excel doc.
  • Dear Excel, stop wigging out. FOCUS! We’ve got a report to finish! And a bazillion pivot tables and graphs to chart.
  • Excel literally just ate four hours of my work from today. The help desk guy said, "Sorry, file corrupted, I can’t help you." #killmenow
  • Working with Excel spreadsheets from 4am to 9am require ALOT of coffee (and maybe one of those plastic green visors)
  • if you hide cells in Excel by collapsing a group, charts using those cells go blank. Where’s the logic in that?
  • I just discovered that my editor keeps our writing style guide in an Excel spreadsheet. Does anyone have a vial of holy water I can borrow?
  • The more I stare at this friggin excel spreadsheet, the more the numbers I am staring at don’t make sense!!!! UGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
  • Here is the link. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/19/excel-art-danielle-aubert_n_504739.html
  • Excel and hunger pangs are making me not inconsiderably cranky.
  • Dunno. Deleted Excel from my laptop as an effort NOT to do work from home.
  • Even as a programmer I love Excel! Few software inventions are that useful!
  • Just built the most complicated Excel formula… and it worked!!! Anyone as geeky as me appreciate the high I feel right now? Anyone?
  • I must have said something to offend Microsoft. Excel crashes every time I open it. Now I feel like a junkie needing a spreadsheet fix.
  • Yay! Home after my first week of work for more than 77% of a year (learnt something new with Excel). WEEKEND!!
  • I got to get out of the office more-or my epitaph will be, "Here lies Matt "=VLOOKUP()" Noreen-the master of Microsoft Excel Spreadsheets."
  • Last day at work before my vacation starts – I am in Excel Overdrive!
  • created comprehensive project plan …. for a dinner party :)) yes, it is in Excel with timeline, milestones and deliverables LOL!
  • Ok. I must have left my brain at home. I have had to re-do the same formula in excel 3 times now. 2.5 hrs to go. I think I can I think I can
  • Flipping between an Excel spreadsheet, PowerPoint, and espn.com. My eyes are buggin’, man.
  • Making Excel chart of wedding expenses. Line 1: Whiskey.

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