Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100323

It’s fascinating to read the Excel tweets, and learn what people are doing with Excel. And be prepared — that could be your daughter who’s using Excel to convince you that a tattoo is a good idea. Or worse, your kid could be one of those politicians!

  • Did an Excel spreadsheet of the sugar density of every breakfast food in the house, still not entirely sure why.
  • nothing beats an excel spreadsheet… except maybe more excel spreadsheets… with macros… and conditional formatting!
  • Why is it when u ask for one kinda spreadsheet they send another, damn u flexible and easy to use excel 2003!
  • Excel is ok so long as it is used as a spreadsheet and not as a database like I have seen so many try to use it.
  • I’ve got brush up on my Excel chart/histogram making skills. What do you know, CIS actually came in handy!
  • Trying Numbers to see how it measures up against Excel. So far, Excel wins – Numbers doesn’t allow for pivot tables. Not good.
  • is all set to nerd-it-up for her presentation today on how to use Excel macros and pivot tables.
  • *sigh* Time for serious re-evaluation in work priorities when a pivot table reduces slack time. I feel your pain.
  • I never learned how to make excel work for anything other than my lab work in college.
  • Politicians seem to think if they blow up an Excel chart to fill a 3×4 board it will have a greater impact. #douchebags
  • it’s an excel spreadsheet and iced coffee kind of day
  • I’ll swap you for the function/feature gap analysis I’m doing in excel right now!
  • My stepdad knows how to code in binary… and yet he has problems opening an Excel document. Different generation!
  • Stupid Excel… "9-10" does not mean I want 09-Oct…piece of crap
  • Ever developed a business model for company that thinks their excel sheet that multiplies L x W x H times cost is sophisticated, wow stupid
  • organizing an excel spreadsheet of my bills… now if only i’d adhere to the payment dates i’ve outlined
  • I dont like the way im trying to do work and now my microsft excel expires 😐 somebody wants me to fail..
  • I have been pwned by Excel functions tonight. Grr arrg.
  • Plan #1 for spring break: convince the parents to let me get a tattoo. [A Powerpoint and Excel charts might be involved.]
  • Man, is it disappointing when you run an Excel function that takes two hours to calculate and the results don’t mean anything.

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