Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100327

ByDebra Dalgleish

Apparently, Excel and drinking don’t mix too well. All that drinking might be what led to the pink, purple and blue colour coding!

  • My Boss uses Excel, but he keeps a calculator close by to check his work
  • Dear Excel, A number stored as text is NOT an error. Get over it.
  • My boyfriend is a compulsive budgeter. Every few weeks I get an updated Excel sheet of our projected expenses. I love him, but NERD ALERT 🙂
  • work for the day: open excel sheet, rearrange data pointwise, add fancy colours (with legends), and resend to every hapless soul on the team
  • Clients keep asking for spreadsheet integration because excel represents their greatest moments of self-discovered productivity triumph.
  • We use excel spreadsheets to manage our online relationships and networks.
  • Dear Excel spreadsheet, why are you suddenly writing all of my words in Greek? I didn’t even like Greek when I was taking it in school …
  • Generating an Excel file falls into the category of #ThingsDevsShouldKnowHowToGoogle. 🙂
  • Just took my Chapter 4 MIS quiz over Excel =and, =or and =if formulas and got a 90 :oP Dang "=dog<>cat", didn’t think it was true at all!
  • Ur talking 2 person that makes Excel (perfect combo of nerd & couchpotato) color-coded (by network) primetime schedule every Sept
  • So, yeah, taking my work home? Totally ok as long as the sums in Excel were set BEFORE I started drinking this Gewurztraminer. (They were.)
  • That was a fair amount of Guiness and Jamesons’ last night. I can tell Excel is going to be an unforgiving mistress today…
  • Being OCD and making excel spreadsheet to record contact names from rejection emails so I can personally address any future applications
  • Looks like I’ll be spending the morning in Excel. I still hate Office 2007, wonder if I’ll hate 2010 less.
  • Am doing the most boring thing ever in an excel spreadsheet. And drinking prosecco.
  • I am buying books at a rate far beyond my current reading habits. Time to revise my "leisurely activities" spreadsheet in Excel.
  • I love chemistry…i used Excel in school today to make a calculator that will give me the answer to my questions XD
  • hahaha i bet my manager wishes i didnt color code my excel sheets in pink and purple and blue….. #toobad
  • If I say that I’m having hard time programming Excel spreadsheet, do I fail as a functioning human being?
  • Strained my brain for 1 hour for an MS Excel spreadsheet and then.. I click "Don’t Save"

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5 Comments

  1. “pink and purple and blue” reminds me of a quote by our friend and PowerPoint MVP Steve Rindsberg:

    Is that a chart, sir, or is your dog ill?

  3. My Boss uses Excel, but he keeps a calculator close by to check his work

    My boss would never use an electronic device to check the work in excel, he uses pencil and paper.

    And he catches errors every day

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