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Excel Twitters 20100329

I hope your weekend was better than the tweeter’s who wants to be thrown into the Hudson River! Maybe his mood would improve if he drank a great beer and wrote poems about pivot tables.

  • learning about Excel today…this man lost me at "this is excel"
  • God I love Excel. Except when I don’t know how to do something. Then I get frustrated.
  • I’m gonna guess that’s the only time I’ll ever hear MS Excel referred to as "rad". 😉
  • OMG I love Excel formulas! My favorite is =vlookup. I would have an affair w that formula if I could.
  • Just made an Excel spreadsheet to keep track of my 2010 bills…only took me 3 months to do it. Not bad. 😉
  • Wrap me up in this excel spreadsheet and throw my body in the Hudson already!
  • My first attempt at running an Excel print macro resulted in it trying to print my worksheet 27 times 🙂
  • Dear Excel. If I try to paste a complicated formula into over a million cells, please ask me if that’s what I meant to do.
  • Explaining Excel formulae over the phone has to be the most irritating thing in the universe
  • Hmmm. Working on the excel document that weighs in on 5% annual bonus… No pressure. : /
  • there is nothing in this world that an excel spreadsheet can’t make easier.
  • After spending over an hour tinkering with Excel earlier, I think I’ve figured out a way to save myself multiple days worth of work. #whew
  • Words I Only Use in MS-Excel #287: "CONCATENATE" / Add VLOOKUP and PIVOT!
  • Finished on my CV for now. Kind of stretched the truth about my Excel skills, but I’m buying the book tomorrow and I’ll work on it!
  • Back to the gauge chart. Very tricky. Good thing there is a CD with examples in the back of Walkenbach’s book. #excel
  • I need new shoes & I can’t figure out macros in excel 2007
  • Listening to "Need You Now" over and over again while I work in excel. I don’t know how to use excel 🙁 I need CS now 🙁
  • It’s my day off & for some reason I’m the one stuck coming up with the brilliant Excel tracking worksheet for F1 picks.
  • are you and excel ninja? I personally love pivot tables and write poems about them in the shower. #share #ninja
  • I just planned out the next 2 1/2 years of my life at UCD with the help of a great beer (Allagash Tripel Reserve) and an Excel Spreadsheet.

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