Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100401

It’s April Fool’s Day, and I’m sure Excel will be up to its usual tricks, so be careful! In yesterday’s Excel related tweets, it’s interesting that one guy looks forward to boring his wife with Excel tales, and another wishes for more adventurous stories to tell.

  • If you’d have told me 5 years ago that the Pivot Table in excel would make me a hero, I’d have laughed at you!
  • This spreadsheet just keeps on growing. I wish I’d leaned to use Excel properly at some point instead of winging it.
  • Hrruummpphh. :takes Excel spreadsheet and goes off into corner with a snack of crackers and Italian sausage:
  • Worked out the Excel problem, not thanks to you Microsoft (worst help section!)
  • Lunch trip to the Harvard Museum of Natural History. My Excel work will now be tinged with the thrill of seeing THREE WHALE SKELETONS.
  • As far as I know for now, after my big Excel project, I own and have in my bed room: 463 books.
  • Anyone know where I can find an excel/XML list of all the mayors in US with their addresses?
  • Wha…? It’s 11am! Already? But I didn’t do anything but work on that bloody Excel chart!! o.O
  • I am certain that Beethoven, Chopin, and Mozart make Excel work better.
  • Trying to make a very simple spreadsheet makes me realize that I’ve never used Excel and I already completely hate it.
  • I truly love the person who invented Filter in Excel.
  • Millionare Matchmaker – this dude said he keeps a database/ excel spreadsheet of all the chics he dates so he can ACT interested! What!!!
  • The higher the position a person gets the more stupid they become..seriously dude..you can’t use excel and you got a Masters from #Harvard??
  • In Excel, does anyone know how to click the thing to make it do all your work for you? Is that only in the latest version?
  • Oh Excel, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways….A1, A2, A3, A4….
  • Feels old… My 7 year old knows more about programming excel than I do
  • Damn Excel froze in business….. But Twitter is working…. It must be a sign form God…
  • I now have a 9 worksheet Excel spreadsheet of camera gear options for my Africa trip. Sigh. I’m a geek.
  • Pumped… My beginners VBA programming class just got approved through work. Now I can really bore my wife with my Excel hijinks.
  • wish I could return from work and regale my wife with tales of derring do, and not data migration and excel macros.

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