Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100402

One tweeter would like to find a conference full of Excel enthusiasts — he should check the listings on the Excel Events page on the Contextures website. You should take a look too! But if you can’t make it to one of those awesome Excel events, grab a glass of wine and yell at the computer, like everyone else.

  • I don’t speak Excel.
  • I randomly said "I love pizza" out loud while looking at a microsoft excel spread sheet at work. what is wrong with me?
  • These pink column highlites really do wonders for this Excel spreadsheet!
  • Spent way too long looking for a formula that would do what the "Find & Replace" tool is made for. #Excel #Fail
  • According to my Excel spreadsheet of my life (how sad), I have six days to finish researching and write my Joyce essay. Seems do-able now.
  • Oh thanks Excel, it’s not like I wanted to go home or anything. Sure, I’ll re-enter all that info again…
  • I take it Arsenal vs Barcelona is on right now … And I’m staring at excel sheets at work? Not cool …
  • something new learned – how to create dependent dropdowns in excel. Who would have thought I’d do that today?
  • Just found a slight error in my Excel sales tracking spreadsheet: it was causing 2.16 million excess calcs. Whoops! Sheet much faster now!
  • Spent whole day lost in a sea of Excel spreadsheets. I love excel…but my eyes are crossing and the wine is calling! I quit!
  • I hope not! Im a geek. I spreadsheet my entire life….I took an excel class in College. Been addicted ever since.
  • I’m ashamed…I just figured out how to do calculated fields in a pivot table. And I call myself a pivot-table-expert… *sigh*
  • Having more fun than a girl should have with a glass of wine, an excel spreadsheet, and Hall & Oates mp3s.
  • I made a two worksheet excel file with pivot tables & conditional formatting to optimize my commute via public transit. #datageek
  • I just made my own Sweater Costing Spreadsheet in Excel! Enter: yarn name, size(sport, worsted or bulky), cost per ball and yards per ball!!
  • Furious! Report is due tomorrow and I just figured out that the graphs were wrong, thanks to stupid miscalculations by Excel.
  • kid next to me is very angry and is yelling at his excel work sheet under his breath… #ishouldthinkaboutdifferentclasses
  • There are many productive things I could have chosen to do, but instead I made a color-coded Excel spreadsheet of the books I need to read.
  • Excel. Five hours of Excel.
  • That’s a BIG Excel spreadsheet with all accountholders, addresses, cc and tel numbers then. Hope their laptops are secure.
  • Man, I love Excel spreadsheets. Wish a conference existed where I could network with others who love Excel.

___________

Related Links:

______________

Similar Posts