Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100405

I hope you enjoyed some beautiful weather on the weekend, like I did, and spent some time away from Excel. A few tweeters were looking for Easter eggs, both inside and outside of Excel.

  • There was an Easter Egg in Excel 97, flight combat simulator, I was the only cool kid in class who knew how to do it, so fun! 😀
  • Why do I follow Bill Gates? I don’t even know how to open up Excel.
  • Who fancies coming into work with me on Tuesday and sorting out an excel spreadsheet for me? There’ll be gifts!
  • People! If you have more data in a cell in Excel than fits, please, for the love of the spaghetti monster, resize, don’t merge. Dimwits.
  • i spent like 5 straight minutes planning out how to make a plaid excel spreadsheet. that’s normal, right?
  • I love it when I come across a situation when I realize I need an Excel Spreadsheet. I know, nerdy…
  • Is up doing this stupid Excel project that I thought was due Monday but instead it was actually due friday 🙁
  • Why doesn’t my graph look as pretty when I do it on excel as when I draw it by hand? Help?
  • Excited about my new iPhone app but sad that it renders obsolete my amazing Excel spreadsheet.
  • I’ve been working with excel so much that I just thought of "saving" when I finished doing some math work on paper.
  • could be worse (Excel). I also caught my wife using Word as a speadsheet last night.
  • just lost half an hour’s worth of calculations because Excel decided to crap out and declare my file corrupt… Stupid Vista…
  • oh and i hate macros in excel. this stupid audit request is making me stabby all over again
  • Coworker insists on doing projects manually using Excel (has done so for 10 years)instead of using new db. Then complains has too much work
  • has to finish an interface in excel….yawn…chocolate egg time….
  • My AUNT just sent me an EXCEL SPREADSHEET to fill out about what I want for my bridal shower. IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?!?!
  • I always encourage Excel adventures( just no pie charts). What exactly did you discover?
  • i know people who have excel files of what they want to cover in therapy.
  • I twitch involuntarily when using Excel. Reminds me of when I used to work for UPS. I guess it’s better than crying.
  • Need a break from Excel: I just tried to "Fill Down" a column of numbers… on paper… with my pen…

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