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Excel Twitters 20100408

My daughter learned to use Excel in a stage management course too, but that wasn’t her tweet (I checked!) Does that mean I’m old enough to yell at Excel to get off my lawn?

  • I love Excel. Possibly the most worrying combination of three words ever Tweeted.
  • I need a spreadsheet to keep track of my spreadsheets. And a spreadsheet to keep track of all the reasons I hate Excel.
  • Finally figured out how to create a pivot table in excel! (Hands above head in victory) Yes!
  • Well that is a new one. Was just sent a screenshot in an Excel file. Not exactly the way I would have done it. #fb
  • I should get a bonus when I can make my boss a huge excel spreadsheet in 10 minutes…I’d be bankin’ if he did that.
  • is building one sexy excel spreadsheet (don’t judge) #fb
  • What program do you use for working on big data sets? Excel is choking on my 250k row spreadsheet… Or do I need a faster CPU?
  • Over 90 percent of Microsoft Excel files have no data on Sheet2 and Sheet3 #fact
  • still think opening up the chart formatting menu should still bring up all of this stuff, though. I’m old. Damn excel, get off my lawn.
  • I often wonder if celebrities read their @replies or if there’s an unpaid intern cataloging them into an Excel spreadsheet.
  • In my experience you have to talk nice to it. It doesn’t work if you are mean. Excel is sensitive like that
  • stop looking so much like the hulu icon, excel!!! you almost made me spreadsheet something instead of watching 21 jump street!!!
  • I am making all of the spreadsheets. Glad I had to learn excel in stage management… it has kept me in a job.
  • I just finished a spreadsheet I’ve been working on. It now looks pretty and finished. Yay for me doing maths and using excel and stuff!
  • Seen the new table feature in Excel 2007? You don’t even need to know how to do formulas!
  • The amount of time wasted waiting for excel to open and crash a large data file is unbelievable. Bill Gates can’t you fix this?
  • Getting in touch with my love for Excel today. Doing IF/AND equations and sorts on 250,000 rows of airline flight data for my JetBlue case.
  • I just emailed myself an Excel, Word and a PowerPoint file – the iPad not only opened them all, but they all looked better 🙂
  • My love affair with Excel is officially over, which no doubt means an ugly custody battle will ensue to see who will get the data.
  • use of excel should require passing a test that shows you know when to STOP using excel, http://tinyurl.com/yg3osno

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