Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100422

Happy Earth Day 2010! Do your part to save the environment by not throwing your computer out the window. And learn a few new Excel shortcuts, to help save energy.

  • If I throw my computer out the window, do you think THAT will fix my Excel spreadsheet?
  • New boss,"This doesn’t look ANYTHING like the Access Dbase I saw in class!" Me,"Uh…Because it’s an Excel spreadsheet" #Fail
  • Sitting training room about to do an hour long Excel 2007… gah, boring! But IT guy promised us pies if we are good and don’t ask questions
  • Just finished an excel spreadsheet ABOUT a book, so the "book1.xls" default came in quite handy. Off to write about my physician in Word #fb
  • I get way too excited when I realize that I have mastered new excel short-cuts that shave milliseconds off of my work #nerd
  • To my young professionals: when you are making a presentation please don’t put an entire excel spreadsheet in one of your slides.
  • my work involves me staring at excel sheets. now even my course at stanford does. WHY WON’T EXCEL EVER LEAVE ME ALONE?
  • Goldman Sachs sees its profit for the first quarter of 2010 nearly double after viewing Excel spreadsheet whilst drunk.
  • Watching people "really work" is fascinating. The guy in front of me is doing stuff in Excel that I’ve never seen before.
  • okay, you guys…i’m terrified. i’m supposed to prove i have advanced excel skills by tomorrow at four…with sleep and work in between.
  • I think Excel (or was it Lotus 123) is the main reason I switched my major from Accounting to English in University. I used to be a #’s geek
  • So maybe it makes me a ginormous geek, but I love the feeling of getting a mile-long Excel formula to do exactly what you want.
  • Out of the office today for one-on-one learning dealio of Excel Macros. I guess no one else was interested. I <3 Excel.
  • Trouble is that it’s really hard to add validation etc. to Excel. Source of many problems.
  • last time I had to do excel was when I was forced to compile an English to Elvish (my version) dictionary. When geek go bad
  • Starting my morning with Excel Pivot Tables training just really killed my day.
  • Not sure what I did to be banished to spreadsheet hell for the morning. Possibly cause I’m the only one with a vague grasp of excel…
  • It’s painful watching people use excel poorly. Functions, people. Make them work for you.
  • Ok first I’m sick, then I quit smoking, then the machine was out of pepsi, now I’m having to teach people excel charts! *scream*
  • Your report’s broken. "How so?" "It runs fine, but when I start changing the exported Excel spreadsheet, it doesn’t change right." "…"

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