Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100423

How many roasts have you dumped into Excel, and watched them turn into hamburger? Anyway, I’m headed off to try that iPad spreadsheet experiment — wish me luck!

  • has triumphed over the recalcitrant MS Excel and its evil pivot tables. I think I resorted to trickery, but I’ll take what I can get.
  • YAY!! iv remembered how to do a bar chart on excel! i feel so smart! after 3 years of not using one πŸ˜€
  • Hey, you could have used ‘spreadsheet’ instead of ‘Microsoft Excel document’ in today’s report. Just a suggestion. πŸ™‚
  • I love sunflowers & microsoft excel πŸ™‚
  • #Excel’s use of inches as the default column metric is totally meaningless in 2010. It’s all about pixels.
  • Take Your Kids to Work Day is a joke. Make ’em earn their keep! Better learn excel, kid, this report is due in an hour.
  • If Excel gets it wrong and some random calculator gets it wrong we’re in trouble. On verifying calcs for spreadsheet validation. #ivtcsv10
  • i can’t believe call centre woman at a BANK doesn’t know what an excel spreadsheet is. Said she send it to me in the post – on paper! WTF
  • In bed with laptop, excel spreadsheet, the will to succeed. Or maybe the will to sleep. Hard to tell.
  • Teaching myself stats in the new Excel – the stats I can do, making the chart the colors I want, not so much. Grrrrrrr
  • Studying the ins-and-outs of Excel like my job depends on it, oh wait… my job does depend on exactly that.
  • Feeling rather pleased with my elegant formula solving a friend’s Excel problem. There’s beauty in them spreadsheets!
  • wonders how to convince her boss that exporting from TimeSlips to Excel is like turning a roast into hamburger and cannot be undone.
  • Excel program not working….or could it be me?
  • Reverse engineering spreadsheets is fun! Why do people hate to do this? I think it’s cool to find out how other people think Excel is used.
  • I am trapped in Excel Hell, (Just round the corner from PowerPoint Purgatory). Roll on 5pm!
  • If Excel has another error and I lose my code again I am going to quit my job.
  • I think that facebook/ms office link up announced yesterday is madness. Facebook users want to chat and farm and run mobs, not use excel
  • Excel warns me: "Minor loss of fidelity." I love circumstances in which fidelity losses aren’t major tragedies.
  • To experience manipulating a spreadsheet on an iPad without going to an Apple Store, slam a quart of Gilbys, flip your mouse, and use Excel.

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