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Excel Twitter 20100424

Pimms? I had to Google that, and it seems like a good choice for a long Excel session. Oh, the things you learn in Twitter on a Friday afternoon!

  • There is one right way to use charts in Excel. There are a bazillion wrong ways to use charts in Excel.
  • Status: excel-hang, groove-hang, fb-not hang! So what the heck am I supposed to do? Fb? haaa.
  • First Pimms of the year. At my desk. Doing excel.
  • feels like an excel genuis today and will celebrate by playing golf, going out to dinner, and watching MBAs beat Faculty in basketball! 🙂
  • I hate you Excel VBA Dictionary Object.
  • It amuses me when I walk behind my staff’s desks, and they quickly minimize their distractions and an Excel Spreadsheet appears.
  • I just took a wild leap of faith: uploaded an Excel spreadsheet to Google Docs. What will they dream up next? Men on the moon? Sliced bread?
  • Some idiot just sent me his CV in a MS Excel file. In it he states that he knows how to use among other software, MS Office. #fail
  • Bowzer’s at work today. He still hasn’t learned the SUM() formula in excel, + its alrdy 9:30. I think we might have to send this one home.
  • Friday afternoon. *sigh* … Have resorted to Excel spreadsheet + highlighter pens. Which is, of course, just colouring-in for grownups.
  • No longer hiding my vlookup and pivot table skillz. Full fledged nerd alert!
  • is there any way we can make excel files go through the network quicker? oh. god.
  • Microsoft rep actually just said: "features you would expect in a modern Pivot Table experience."
  • my macbook has turned from my favourite gadget to an enemy I wanna hit with a hummer – y won’t number jus work like excel ?
  • I want to say "Still got it!", but when ‘it’ is the ability to solve laborious problems with interlinked Excel formulae, it seems less cool.
  • So I stop what I’m doing to help a coworker with Excel and their corrupt file shuts down my system and I lose an hours work. Thanks

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