Excel Tweets Roundup 20190920
Even if you know lots about Excel, a few classes might help. You wouldn’t want to move to Japan, and get fired on your first day! And remember, if you think that Excel ate your work, take Beyoncé’s advice, and scroll “to the left, to the left”.
This Week’s Tweets
Here are my favourite Excel tweets, from all the ones that I saw on Twitter this week.
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I’m in a work meeting and someone is giving a presentation about Excel and actually just thought alt-tabbing was something we didn’t know about kill me now.
— BeardedHitbox🧔🏻👊🏼📦 (@BeardedHitbox) September 19, 2019
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My boss: “Do millennials know how to use anything BESIDES Excel?”
Me: “Uhhh…😶” *continues typing into Excel spreadsheet*
— Sarah Cooney (@tinytornados) September 17, 2019
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I’ve saved myself literally 100 hours of manual work by writing an Excel macro. I guess you could say I’m kind of a big deal. #nerdpower
— Nerdy Little Secret (@themightyjulie) September 18, 2019
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I tell this to every college biz school dean I can talk to. “Please teach your students how to use Excel. I don’t care if they don’t know management theory at 22, but I do care if they can’t do a pivot table on their first day of work.”
— The Frugal Banker (@TheFrugalBanker) September 19, 2019
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Imagine spending an entire work day on an excel sheet, just to realize the day after you haven’t saved 90% of it. Happy Thursday 🙂
— Tina (@KristinvonB) September 19, 2019
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Why, yes, I did spend all night building a training plan and geeking out over my spreadsheet. There isn’t a formula or tool I *didn’t* use: pivot tables, pivot charts, conditional formatting, data validation, vlookup, index match. It’s a runner’s/excel nerd’s dream. pic.twitter.com/2AkEWc7jXq
— Aggressive Pedestrian (@MsBoggioTweets) September 19, 2019
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took three of us collectively a solid 10 minutes to work out how to mailmerge the names onto the cover letter bc everyone forgot how excel filters work and was mystified by an extra 10 names appearing in the list
— ⚫ crowie baby (@miIkcan) September 19, 2019
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Off and on for the last year plus, I’ve been trying to get a formula to work in Excel and I just got it to work!
Uncontrollable geek dance time! pic.twitter.com/3biVoY52q2
— txhsfb(Tony Blalock) (@TXHSFB) September 18, 2019
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My work friend is here on work exchange from Japan and after watching me use excel for 5 minutes he looked at me with complete disdain and said “you would be fired on day 1 in Japan”
— vic (@BASED_GOSH) September 19, 2019
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My work had an instructor come in and do three levels of classes! I think a lot of people had “get better at Excel” in their performance goals.
— Kristin WHAT ABOUT THE EDGE CASES Bond (@EmailSnarketing) September 19, 2019
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A big thank you to @chriscroft for proving that Gantt charts can be sexy today #Ganttornothing pic.twitter.com/X2vSdQcJSx
— Paul Kelly (@PaulLawBlacks) September 19, 2019
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Bey Wesley getting back into standup–he quit years ago so he could “have a life” but he’s comin back–he was funny–i still remember the best work joke ever written: “every day i live in fear that myy boss will discover there’s an Excel function that can do my entire job” LOL
— StandupComedyToGo (@StndupComdyToGo) September 16, 2019
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my work laptop is currently doing THE MOST to keep up with my excel demands. i am sorry, laptop.
— anniecakesthegreat (@anniecakestoo) September 18, 2019
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Guy at work having issues with excel crashing.
Asked if they had restarted PC in awhile. “Yeah, *other IT guy* did the other day when I was having issues.”
~Checks PC uptime~
>82 Days 4 minutes and 28 seconds
😑
— zach (@Zachbyrn) September 19, 2019
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had to ditch office work at uni today cos i thought i lost all the data i typed into excel,,, turns out i didnt scroll to the left thats why i didnt see it was there all this time :)))
— aki (@astrophiIe) September 19, 2019
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Remember Beyoncé’s advice, and scroll “to the left, to the left”
Excel Tweets Roundup
Thanks for reading this week’s Excel tweets roundup, and did you have a favourite?
Do you need anything other than Excel?
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