Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100506

I wouldn’t mind getting the occasional empty Excel file, and it would certainly be better than a Crashy McCrashter one. And I’ve used Excel on much less than 5 hours sleep! How about you?

  • It looks like a spreadsheet bomb went off in my office. Or, maybe the aftermath of a rock festival attended only by CPAs?
  • If my life were a season of 24: 6 episodes of sleep, 2 playing MW2, 8 staring at excel spreadsheets, 3 eating, and the rest in the can.
  • Worst interview question I’ve ever been asked: "What’s your favorite Excel formula statement?"
  • I dislike the fact that I can’t color the tabs of Excel worksheets in an Excel workbook on a mac. Color coding is really important to me.
  • excel spreadsheets on five hours of sleep are brutal. is it time for tequila yet?
  • I need to do excel reports for our clients. God forbid they actual learn to use VLOOKUP.
  • One of my contacts sent me this today " no changes for this month, please find empty excel-file enclosed" 😉 Gotta love bureaucrats…
  • When Excel asks if you want to save something, the answer is YES! I forget this at the most inoppertune times.
  • Anyone else find it offensive that #Google spreadsheet’s settings don’t include Canada as a locale? #fail #pmo #wearentyou
  • It’s amazing what some people can do in Excel. I think this spreadsheet is about to become self aware.
  • love is getting you a burrito no beans at 10 at night while you’re banging on excel.
  • enjoy the last few mins of your miserable existence on my screen, Crappy Excel Sheet. soon, you shall be erased off the face of this earth.
  • I feel like I’m 16 years old again, because I have a burning desire to collect baseball cards and track them with a spreadsheet.
  • Today’s job consists of putting numbers into Excel and turning them into charts. I used to be a prominent games journalist you know…
  • dammit, just when you were hoping excel’s cell limit was still 65 odd thousand, turns out it’s now over a million
  • After the last few weeks messing with Excel charts & VBA, I can confirm the following: Microsoft never uses VBA in Excel. :p
  • I love a good pivot table…only had 2 excel spreadsheet dreams this month. A sign of improvement?
  • 4 years of university and here i am populating a spreadsheet with fake names, phone numbers and postcodes. stay in school kids! dream big!
  • watched his morning train zip by the stop at full speed, hit the breaks, and then back up sheepishly. In other news, my Excel-fu is strong!
  • Hey Microsoft. I’d like the last 4 hours of my life back since Excel went all Crashy McCrashter and the auto-save didn’t work. Please?

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