Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100507

All my Excel success is due to my great skill, not lucky guesses. How about you?

  • Is it normal to use a pivot table to analize your cell phone bill/plan??
  • I’ve spent the whole day trying to get this stupid logic to work. No idea why Excel thinks that "14 hrs" is < "2 hrs"…
  • how many of you work for companies that double check every excel sheet with an adding machine?
  • Currently creating tomato spreadsheet. Yes, really.
  • We were having a constructive and cheerful meeting until someone opened the scary ‘documentation we need to produce’ spreadsheet. Depressing
  • Man, after June, if i don’t see another excel spreadsheet filled with numbers and colors again….ever…i will be quite alright!!
  • Oh goodness kill me. Instead of doing work I’ve been staring at that excel spreadsheet of all the deadlines.
  • Guy on my train was muttering about Excel spreadsheets. That usually invokes some kind of satanic presence…
  • Amazed at how few people know how to use the simple freeze panes facility in #Excel and use the ugly split window feature instead.
  • Does anyone know how you work out the % of something? and put it into a formula in Excel?
  • My Boss’s boss hears me cursing at excel, shows me how to do it, and then says ‘You’re taking an Excel Class.’
  • Dear @Microsoft, please stop making allowances for stupid people. Ex: when I click to close Excel, I want to close Excel, not the sheet.
  • I use the spreadsheet to create a pivot table tracking deep, clever, mundane, and vapid tweets.
  • How to look busy at work: Keep a hard and soft copy of an Excel spreadsheet, and make sure it has lots of numbers and graphs.
  • Am quite smug that I solved an excel macro problem by a lucky guess. Will try and pretend it was really due to my great skill.

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