Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100508

ByDebra Dalgleish

I’ve been haunted by an Excel spreadsheet, but never hunted. That sounds scarier than standing at the edge of an abyss. And things were scary in the UK too, where voters anxiously awaited the election results. Lots of spreadsheets were used in tracking the results, and my favourite is the list of accountants. How appropriate is that?

  • The Accountants’ Election – Live results spreadsheet of 49 constituencies where accountants are standing http://ow.ly/1HX6c
  • See, if we used a computerised voting system, we’d know the result by now. I think we should use a giant Excel spreadsheet.
  • I jus don’t get how 1 of my partners got this job. Obviously ur NOT qualified 4 this job if u don’t know BASIC excel and hav no common sense
  • My boss just asked me how he can do an Excel spreadsheet with filters for his wine collection. Working for a lawyer some days is just weird!
  • Hunted by an Excel sheet.
  • If it was possible, I would check into ‘Excel Spreadsheet Hades’ on Foursquare. Right Now.
  • I think that entering call data into an Excel spreadsheet should be listed along waterboarding as torture.
  • Coffee in, excel out
  • If I made a spreadsheet of all the dumb things that I hear my coworkers say; I would break MS Excel. Forever.
  • You know you’re bored at work when you start using Microsoft excel as a means of artistic expression.
  • Why do both Excel and Google Spreadsheets default to aligning to bottom of cell instead of top? Is this intuitive to anyone?
  • overheard at #advnm: "dude i just dominate at excel pivot tables"
  • Going to the bottom of an excel spreadsheet is like standing at the edge of an abyss, both scary & exciting.
  • Somehow managed to break into Visual Basic in Excel. Whoops. #inovermyhead
  • Anybody else ever notice how the hashed lines in excel around cells you cut/copy move around both ways? Neat little illusion.
  • I tried to do donuts in the parking lot with my Hyundai Excel but all I ended up with were pie charts.
  • charts in Excel always look like charts in Excel.

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