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Excel Twitter 20100512

Today’s lesson from the Excel related tweets — don’t let your boss or your cat near your Excel files.

  • So – who’s going to send around one of those World Cup Excel sheets where you can fill in the results? Come on!
  • I thought my excel instructions just said ‘At this point don’t forget to save your life.’ Great 😐 stupid work.
  • That’s classic. Had a woman ask me in an Excel training class, "If I don’t have a color printer, will this chart print in color?"
  • OMG. My boss is cleaning out electronic files through Word. He saw "empty" folders (full of my Excel docs) and deleted them.
  • #Twitter should give a tool to import tweets (refined by hash tags I need) directly into excel for analysis. That’s a true business center
  • It’s chart day today…..be kind to me Excel gods.
  • Only at my job would I create an Excel workbook named "Pizza Party" and have it be legitimate and professional.
  • My kitten just made a chart out of an excel report by mashing random buttons on my laptop.
  • You’re not stupid. Excel for Mac stinks – bad – one of the main reasons accountants (by and large) don’t use Macs.
  • Why does my screen keep jerking around every time I enter data on a spreadsheet? Feels like I’m working in a Paul Greengrass movie.
  • Excel, i know u r mysterious, but i thought we know each other pretty well after this many years, but u have a max cell height?? wtf…
  • The guy here doing excel training for us didn’t bring his own computer & asked if I had a floppy drive….clearly this will be informative
  • I am never going to understand why Ctrl+E does not work in Excel for centering the way it does in Word.
  • okay, settling down to actual work – time for a spreadsheet & some quarterly analysis. first, aspirin.
  • I tried to do a VLOOKUP in Excel. To my computer, that means freak out, crash all apps, and print a 186 page document.
  • Today I wrote an Excel formula so terrifyingly complex I have no hope of understanding how it does what it does! #fb

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