Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20110609

image Did you know that Excel was originally used by dinosaurs? Despite that long history, it’s not a very good copy machine, and it makes people cry.

  • Today a bible phrase mysteriously showed up in my excel spreadsheet. No lie. Totally freaked me out
  • I might be closer then ever to becoming an #excel nerd… and I love it. Let’s pivot the rest of the afternoon away
  • Ever spend so much time doing something tedious in #excel that you forgot why you were doing it in the first place? #thatjusthappened
  • I think I deserve an outlet mall shopping break after teaching myself how to do Excel pivot tables. #workhardplayhard #fb
  • hardest thing about doing vlookups and pivot tables today was that I was doing it in Excel 2003 #usedbydinosaurs #wherearethebuttons
  • On bus & appear to have interrupted a Microsoft ad…attractive couple loudly extolling the merits of Excel, pivot tables, formulas, etc
  • Why yes, I’m the creeper in your local grocery store doing a price comparison complete with notebook and excel spreadsheet. #nerdwork
  • I work in a paperless office and yet there is ‘paper’ everywhere, it’s just in the form of Word and Excel files littered across my laptop
  • today I was stuck inside an excel spreadsheet within an excel spreadsheet within an excel spreadsheet . Inception.
  • OK Excel, look if you just play nice and let me do this then I can close this stupid file and let you go away, OK? Just this ONE thing?
  • Some things require talent….like dancing, singing, acting, painting, working on an MS Excel worksheet!!
  • I like Excel better than most Microsoft products, but why does it to default to portrait mode? It’s a spreadsheet, fercripessakes.
  • Would you like a pivot table with your mojito?
  • My temp job at duke: read from a handwritten notebook and type into an excel spreadsheet. I’m the world’s slowest copy machine. /facepalm
  • #excel is a truly maddening program. I think it’s safe to say that excel and I are #frenemies.
  • Work comp can’t handle an excel file with 17000 rows. I’m worried it may blow up soon.
  • Dear lord my pivot table is gonna make me cry. I have serious issues.
  • i think my boss is figuring out that i lied when i put "proficient in excel" on my resume #someoneteachme

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