Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100519

Worker bees, weaselese, Shakespeare and prog-rock groups — whatever it takes to get you through a long work day that’s filled with Excel.

  • Are you really working, or are you just playing on Facebook and covering it with a spreadsheet when the suits come
  • Microsoft Excel makes pretty graphs and charts …it’s like dress up for analytics? too nerdy?
  • im supposed to go through the code in the macro and fix. when guy who made change gassed them "oh its an excel error nothing to do with me"
  • Thinks I need to learn VBA Code for #Excel. Why wasn’t I taught macros at my liberal arts university?!
  • Yes. Incomprehensible budget spreadsheet written in Weaselese
  • about to try building an sql database in excel. wish me luck.
  • Excel sheets at work are fun…until you realize you’re only thinking that to supress your wishes to be elsewhere. #WorkerBeeMode
  • Wow. Could Microsoft have made it any more challenging and time consuming to create dynamically ranged Excel charts?
  • so which business rules are in the spreadsheet?not a conversation snippet that you want to hear.
  • Pls help… I pressed some keys by mistake in #excel & now whatever I type is getting typed in #gujarati instead of #english. Shortcut pls
  • Read a spreadsheet and it was good.
  • If Shakespeare was working on an Excel spreadsheet, and created a formula, it would be: =OR (B2, NOT (B2))
  • #insights10 Lady next to me is already 5 steps ahead…not only did she create a report, she created and designed a pivot table!
  • Joe asked why I don’t take advantage of the stock options.. Because you’re our CFO and you can’t work Excel. I’ll stick with Apple stock thx
  • I heard a weird comment today: “Tracking projects in excel, doesn’t sound like IT”
  • something happened to all my work from this morning: Power outage? Evil co-workers? Pointy-haired boss?
  • my excel spreadsheet has 1849 lines. eyes are like this –> o.o
  • This spreadsheet is going so fast I think I just hallucinated the pivotal works of 1972 Swedish prog-rock group Älgarnas Trädgård #fastmouse

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