Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120821

ByDebra Dalgleish

image If you add charts to your wedding planning spreadsheet, does your heart beat faster, making it even more romantic?

  • I can hack a Swiss bank account, monitor activity on the Moon, and track a cheetah. But insert a check mark in an Excel spreadsheet?
  • I #heart my dad, at my moment of despair he sends a request for an excel graph and I don’t feel as useless anymore #lovelove
  • today shall be spent diddling around with graphs in excel followed by a nap…just don’t tell my boss #ourlittlesecret
  • This dude just moved me to the side because he thought he knew more than me on an excel spreadsheet. Ummmm…I’m the manager here.
  • Changing people’s lives one pivot table at a time. Not sure who was more excited – me or them. Either way a decent Monday.
  • I think I broke Excel. Apparently adding subtotals to 1800 lines was more than it could take. RIP all my hard work. Time to start again :'(
  • Wedding planning has now been placed onto an Excel Spreadsheet. How romantic!
  • to the frustration of my weary mind, im at work with a sniffer dog looking for an excel spreadsheet! #gaflumped
  • Work tomorrow. Even Medieval monks would be horrified by the tedium of data entry in the modern world #excel #fml
  • Doing graphs on excel…I feel my heart beat faster and my blood pressure shooting up. Good times. #ihateliferightnow
  • My dad wants me to make him an excel spreadsheet to manage his gold intake on his Facebook pirate game. Please, someone save me.
  • A week off from work, my boss has been saving all the stupid stuff just for me. EG he has produced an excel spreadsheet with no calculations
  • For the record it still takes me 12 years to figure out how to set up an Excel chart correctly because the devil himself created The Ribbon.
  • First Excel spreadsheet I’ve successfully created without a strong urge to smash the computer somewhere along the way. LOL
  • have shown my boss the autosum function on excel, his response – that will save me some time. I’m going for an early lunch
  • Just made £50 from putting numbers on an excel sheet and my boss bought me lunch as well, it’s been a good day loool
  • All work has stopped and my excel spreadsheet is soley being used to calculate the run rate after each over! #bbccricket
  • Argh, According to Google no one in the whole world has ever had the excel problem I am having. Great.

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