Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100521

Growling, ranting and swearing loudly. Sounds like yesterday’s tweeters could use some wine from that 98-page list. And if Excel is the second most likely thing, I wonder what’s in first place.

  • A morning of Excel VB macro writing. Don ‘t know what I’m doing, but my code seems to be working. Buya!
  • thinks she might have broken Excel. According to her spreadsheet 1+1=0. Not even the IT guys know what the problem is.
  • Excel is the second most likely thing to make me swear loudly at work.
  • Yes, please, let’s continue to revise this spreadsheet until it is completely useless.
  • if Life could have an "undo" button, just like Excel…
  • You know you’re about to spend your weekend w/ Ivy Leaguers when the schedule arrives as an Excel Spreadsheet.
  • I just produced the most impressive excel report of my career! 5 worksheets, 22 graphs, beyond understandable formulae.. All are amazed.
  • OK, 3am, that’s enough Excel number crunching for a night. Going to bed so I can get up in a few hours to do it all again #Consulting4LifeYo
  • I think I just growled at my Excel spreadsheet. #timetogohomeyet?
  • Sign of geek-dom #412: I’m making an Excel spreadsheet of We Rule crops to determine the best time/$/xp ratios.
  • I just got my thunder stolen–by Safety Bob, of all people. =S His pivot table is fancier than mine. Bah humbug!
  • In excel create a bar chart on the acceptability to management of: a) chatting over coffee b) tweeting c) googling
  • On a Tuftean note, aren’t the chart defaults in Excel just awful? Come on Microsoft, this is an expensive app!
  • I meant yes, please save that excel spreadsheet before closing. Damn!
  • GEEK RANT IV: "I got the Excel spreadsheet thanks. Do you think you can send it again, but sorted by….". No. No I can’t. #its2010
  • Just got an invite to ""Microsoft Excel 2007 Webinar: Keys to Spreadsheet Success" WOW I AM SO EXCITED… NOT! WTF? Who do you think I am?
  • : hv been going thru a 98-page wine list on am excel spreadsheet…my contact lenses are drying up. and i’m feeling extremely thirsty!!
  • strange day today, did not make my first pivot table until 4:30pm. #indigestion
  • Just caught myself tinkering with the programming of a spreadsheet to avoid doing the actual work required. Like THAT’LL make it go away…

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