Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100524

It’s a long weekend here in Canada, and the unofficial start of summer. No mention of that in the Excel tweets, but 2-year-olds are learning about spreadsheets, so that’s something to celebrate!

  • I just made a rocking pivot table in Excel. With adult supervision, of course, as it was my first time. Totally geeked out/psyched about it.
  • Just taught my two year old the word spreadsheet.
  • Having trouble with pivot table. Boss wants ‘average’ not ‘grand total.’ I /could/ put it outside the table, but /I’d/ know. And feel dirty.
  • Most adorable intern question I was asked today "What does it mean when someone says to put something into a spreadsheet."
  • Weird experience of the night: sitting in a cab explaining to the cabbie how to fix the formulas on his excel spreadsheet.
  • Oh, look. It’s VAT Return day, I don’t have Excel installed and the disks are at school. That means I don’t have to do it, right?
  • What does it say about me that a message to phone the Dept Immigration really freaked me out? Turns out they want some Excel training 🙂
  • I think my father may be the most organized gambler ever. The man uses an Excel spreadsheet to keep track of his gains and losses.
  • i love it when i get things SO wrong in excel that it takes 10 mins to calculate and i end up with numbers so big they need letters.
  • What are YOU doing on a Friday night? I’m creating a big spreadsheet of required features for a piece of software that NOBODY WANTS.
  • This spreadsheet is too white. I want to put some colour in it, but there would be no reason for the colours… and that would annoy me.
  • I hate pivot tables. There’s a reason why when choosing my career I chose one that involved minimal math and excel.
  • Come on Nyquil, work your magic. Mama needs to be better by 9am for pivot table & customizing financials class.
  • Jerk on train with laptop seems to think hitting the Enter key with extra force will make the Excel formula work better. #PicnicError

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