Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120420

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageDo you dream about doing Excel stuff all day? Or is that a nightmare? Maybe the answer depends on the pay level.

  • I don’t understand people who use these fancy $ budgeting websites. It’s called an Excel spreadsheet, people. Simple as that. ►
  • there’s only so long I can stare at an Excel spreadsheet before I go blind! need cute kitty pics stat! ►
  • My afternoon has flown by thanks to Excel analysis…does that make me weird? My graphs are pretty ►
  • If u hold the down arrow key in an excel 2003 workbook starting at cell A1 it will go as far as A650000 and take 45 mins and 50 secs #bored ►
  • My phone just corrected ‘graphs’ to ‘Iraqis’. Now my brother thinks I want help making Iraqis on Excel. #predictivetextfail #simplethings ►
  • That or a pivot table. I hear some combination of fire and pivot tables solves most Excel problems. ►
  • Hey man you leave Excel alone! Excel rocks. If people used Excel properly no-one would have a problem with it. >:( ►
  • With just a capped pen and an LCD monitor, you too can turn a mundane excel spreadsheet into a very unsatisfying game of Fruit Ninja. ►
  • Never EVER get bored with #Excel. Surely there must be a (highly paid) job out there that would allow me to “do Excel stuff” all day. ►
  • Creepy guy keeps notes on dates, posts them on Excel spreadsheet on internet. Hit him in face with sock full of condensed bellyache please ►
  • When I close my eyes all I see is an Excel spreadsheet with numbers swirling around. Getting to sleep tonight should be fun. ►
  • I wish everyone got as excited about excel as I did…so they wouldn’t look at me weird when I giggle due to my epic spreadsheet #nerd ►
  • This evening – just me, the football, beers and a massive excel spreadsheet. ►
  • Making an Excel Workbook idiot-proof. Harder than you may think. ►

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