Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100614

When did my kids learn how to communicate with me? And why are they announcing it on Twitter? At least I don’t have cats to mess up my spreadsheets.

  • Most offices don’t have new versions of software. We are still on IE 5 at work. We have the new Excel though…
  • trying to get 7 yr old interested in Football! downloaded the spreadsheet and everything!
  • Finally had a good business use case for #excel pivot tables after all these years. Very, very nice.
  • Just made an Excel workbook of all my clothes to keep track of how often I wear each item. #gettingtotherootofmycrazy
  • sure i will work all night on your spreadsheet that is irrelevant. after another beer!
  • Sitting in an office all day shuffling paper and filling in little boxes on a spreadsheet is no job for a man I tell you!
  • Really Excel?!? THAT was your problem with my spreadsheet?!? REALLY?
  • I opened up an Excel to get some work done, and then I laughed at the mere thought of that and closed it up.
  • spent 5 hours on merch this morning, thanks to the cats screwing up my spreadsheet. now i can finally get ready for bout day!
  • HA. I’ve been up too long. I couldn’t work out why Excel refused to let me change a time. I had my Num Lock off. Oh dear.
  • My attempts to crack this Excel password have been futile so far. I’m going to keep trying "cheeseburger". It will work eventually.
  • Cool! I can use MS Query in excel to query worksheets just like they were db tables! Just one excel workbook, no db or pivot tables!
  • Her shared drive doesn’t work. I mean, her Excel doesn’t work. Well, there’s a difference. A detour isn’t the same as a broken down car.
  • Not sure about these Slovenia shirts. Did someone knock them up using an Excel spreadsheet?
  • Mad at Microsoft – Reason #312: I had NOT saved my Excel worksheet before Windows update automatically restarted my PC!!!
  • After 21 years I think the key to communicating with my Mom could be excel spread sheets.
  • you know it’s a good work day when I get to play with Excel AND Crayola markers. ๐Ÿ™‚

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