Excel Twitter 20131129

You survived Thanksgiving, with a little help from Excel. Now be careful – there are spreadsheets full of sharks out there!

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• So far today I’ve had major arguments with an excel worksheet and a pencil. The pencil won.
• I am computer competent. You want a fancy excel worksheet I’m your girl. Hell I can even sort of partially do some programming for you
• So, you’ve come here to tell me about excel spreadsheets and you don’t know what a pivot table is? #thedooristhatway
• Is there any way to make information look less credible than using a default blue Excel chart (with two decimal places) pasted as a picture?
• If anyone knows how to use the stupid microsoft excel thing plz come help me in the library
• Just finished my Thanksgiving spreadsheet. Oven temps & time allocations, etc. over 3 worksheets + ingredient pivot table. #nerdsgiving
• Dude at work asked me how to colour a cell on Excel. Why are they allowed computers.
• Just downloaded an excel chart reporting shark incidents. This is procrastination at its finest. #WishMyDissertationWasAboutSharks
• While calling cells from another workbook on an Excel spreadsheet, I realized that laziness is the genesis of programming.
• I will get this pivot table to work. Why the data team didn’t structure the workbook into something usable in the first place I have no idea
• The lasting accomplishment of my college career will be finally learning how to create a pivot table in MS Excel.
• None of the MS excel you ever learned in school or college will ever help you in real life. Lessons of work life. #gyaan.
• I fear my pet Excel project at work has become so effective that I just eliminated a large chunk of my desk based work. #SkynetRises
• I just discovered a new excel formula combo at work. All is right in the world and tonight, I shall fiest like a king.
• I was supposed to have left work about 2 hours ago to go shopping for Thanksgiving. I JUST COULDN’T LET EXCEL WIN!
• You know you’re doing complex work on Ms Excel when the fan on your laptop is on full tilt and you can’t browse the web whilst it processes.
• My boss won’t stop swearing at this excel sheet.
• My big accomplishment today was making a graph in excel in under 5 min, compared to the 2 hrs it took me last time #progess

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