Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20131122

imageDad is at work because people who know how to use Excel are usually employed. And it’s not just the birds, or nerds, who know how to write macros.

  • Ok I’m trying my best to keep a #positiveattitude. But must you color-code every damn cell in Excel??? #MUSTYOU??? ??????????
  • Anyone that sends me an excel workbook with info + 2 empty sheets gets a passive aggressive screenshot of the general options sheet defaults
  • relearning how to write #macros in #excel why can’t there just be universal code….
  • Excel won’t open and all my work is on there. I’m going to cry.
  • My boss’ comment when I show her the Excel Doc I made: “beautiful.” The day I find beauty in spreadsheets is the day I’ve lost it.
  • In my planning to work late I totally forgot that my brain turns to mush after 7 hours of coding and excel.
  • I’m manipulating a data set so large it’s frying both cores. #fml #excel #vlookup #pivot
  • people are vandalising my excel spread sheet, creating new formulas and highlighting charts
  • Just taught myself how to use pivot table and VLOOKUP functions on Excel. I should be made president of the world.
  • Why is my dad always at work when I need help with excel?
  • watching Walking Dead while working on spreadsheets = watching someone’s head chopped off while making pivot table #multitasking
  • New rule: one shouldn’t be allowed to use excel charts if you use the default template. So ugly.
  • When I work in Excel for more than 2-3 hours my screen starts to get blurry. Not good.
  • writing code for Excel macros is for the birds. or nerds. or both. but not for me. i need help.
  • I sit beside a guy in work who doesn’t trust excel. Uses his calculator to check all its answers.
  • Whenever I have to do dull, tedious work (massaging excel data for import) I can procrastinate longer than the time it takes to complete it.
  • I’m forever putting numbers into my excel worksheet and getting “ERROR!” instead of actual results
  • When you finally figure out how to make corect graph in Excel – it is the happiest moment of the day! :))

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