Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100628

Sure, your brain knows that a spreadsheet can’t solve everything, but sometimes you try anyway — especially if it’s cold, or your feet hurt.

  • Working on my film gear budget. Have decided that I’m in love with the Excel "sumif" function: "NO" "MUST" "MAYBE" "NEXTLIFE"
  • I halped daughter with her IT homework in Excel by adding a Command Button+some neat code.Felt guilty.Added my name in a comment
  • Last hr of work I never really work. Just click diff excel files adnd shuffle papers lmao
  • Here’s a tip: be very careful when using Find & Replace in excel. Bad things can happen. Like completely ruining a couple hours’ work.
  • Shower, Liverpool top, spreadsheet, beer, #Eng match*. In that order. *Disclaimer: one of these activities may be postponed until 17:15
  • Made budget on Excel; under "cabs," included separate tabs for "frantic AM cab to work" "when drunk" "it’s cold" "feet hurt" and "cuz".
  • Sponsor an African CHILD spreadsheet. An print ad #ewb is running in Engineering Dimensions next week: http://twitpic.com/1zty7d
  • ‘I’m an engine-idler vigilante’: My success rate with cops is only 5 per cent. I keep an Excel spreadsheet so I ha… http://bit.ly/9Naz4p
  • All of my totals in excel are off by ONE CENT. WHAT THE HECK
  • OH: Who has seen Excel used as a database? (hands up) As a presentation tool? (hands up) As a spreadsheet? (crickets) #pyconau
  • Contemplating trying a new bourguignon recipe but it’s so complicated it comes with an Excel spreadsheet and a decoder ring :S
  • Audi UK bulletin: "..new ordering process on Q5 models, an Excel spreadsheet. Faxed orders will still be processed due to a spreadsheet bug"
  • Deep into excel spreadsheet budgeting work; feel like I am being assimilated by the borg.
  • My first song, titled "We all work in Excel Spreadsheets" http://bit.ly/9SO3gM
  • Never tell me the odds. Present them to me instead as a colorful Excel pie chart. #badactionherodialogue
  • I gotta stop working so that I can fill out a new tracking excel chart to gauge my efficiency and justify my existence, at my job..gulp! O_O
  • I feel like an old person with technology when it comes to using Excel. I can’t even do the most simple things on it.
  • Easier to Google for "display or hide all zero values on a worksheet" than invoke Help in Excel. Changed times for tech docs
  • Can tell life is getting too hectic when you start thinking a spreadsheet will solve things….
  • Every once in a while Excel pivot tables do exactly what I want them do and I briefly take back every bad word about Microsoft.

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