Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100709

It must be the heat — Excel is making people cry, laugh, eat, pull teeth, and even talk to their parents. Now that’s a powerful program!

  • Sometimes I believe most that "I’m a poet" when I am working on a spreadsheet.
  • I’m having a high noon style standoff with an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and dollar signs and names. The spreadsheet’s winning.
  • This is getting ridiculous. I have to compose a frigging spreadsheet to present to my parents comparing the places to buying an iMac!
  • I’d very much like to leave work soon, but Excel doesn’t want to make the graphs I want to see. #ihatespreadsheets
  • Thank you internets for answering my Excel formula question before any of the finance gurus at work could.
  • ‘Tick tock, on the clock, But the party don’t stop, no’: why does working on Excel trigger R&B tracks in my head? P-diddy Pivot tables!
  • Shouldn’t Excel be called ‘Number’? Stupid inconsistent MS nomenclature
  • Excel is SO 2007 with it’s pie charts & graphs… time to step up to "infographics"!! Lookin good!http://bit.ly/bWa5yR
  • Seriously…that was really easy. Making a chart in excel? Why did that make me cry before?
  • New Post Strange flashing of windows icons – Bug in Excel 2010? http://is.gd/djP12
  • Reading and editing Excel charts makes me hungry!
  • <sigh> you’d think with Excel as the BI front end tool ala power pivot it would play nicer with SSIS by now
  • I’ve turned into an Excel whiz who derives a twisted pleasure from creating pretty charts and graphs. Pretty tragic.
  • I had a macro running in Excel and everything was fine and then all the sudden it decided it hates me and doesn’t want to work anymore.
  • Two and one quarter hours of work left…oh how I can look so involved w/ Excel for that amount of time 🙂
  • If by "spreadsheet" you mean MS Excel, then I’m totally with you. I’d rather pull one of my own teeth than work in Excel.
  • Ah, sweet granola bar that hiding in my desk drawer…you’re the processed sugar bomb that will get me through this excel spreadsheet!
  • He can’t even check if an Excel spreadsheet is accurate. Personally, I blame the education system.
  • that’s nothing, I just got index and match to work instead of vlookup in excel… I clapped and laughed

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