Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100728

Wow, how big is that person’s monitor? I can only see 975 full cells on mine (at 100%), and my eyes are sore at the end of the day.

  • I think I just installed 100TB of microsoft products in order to be able to spend a couple of hours reviewing a spreadsheet.
  • @keithlaw Baseball is played on a field, not a spreadsheet, Keith. <== my impression of a dinosaur
  • excel, you are killiing meee!!! When I say that I don’t want borders on the chart, that doens’t mean you can leave a bottom border!!!!!!
  • Note to self: when calculations within program take massive amounts of time, blame MS Excel interop first and foremost
  • After making fun of colleague’s lack of skill w/Excel, the file he sends me on last day of work is corrupted. He gets the last laugh.
  • my new monitor allows me to see 2,470 cells in Excel at once.. spreadsheet heaven..
  • Then the most common thing heard is "Dave, you know computers. Can you help me with this – I dunno how to use excel"
  • So the database I’ve spent the whole day working on was actually meant to be a spreadsheet. Copy and paste, my life is in your hands
  • And now the accounts. Excel hates me more than the dog does, so this should be…fun. *Headdesk!*
  • I know a state agency that keeps their entire database in an excel spreadsheet backed up on a flash drive. #stuffofnightmares
  • Excel 2007 is stupid!!! I want my chart wizard back!
  • I love Excel/Spreadsheets it’s just like Lego (my childhood favorite) because I’m a spreadsheet monkey & can build anything in Excel! #fb
  • he’s not joking about the spreadsheet. 100% nerd. But 100% AWESOME!!
  • definitely couldn’t do a job that normally involves this much excel spreadsheet action

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