Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100731

ByDebra Dalgleish

Is there any proof that a man invented pivot tables? Or just an assumption?

  • There are about 73 different graph and chart types in Excel and I think the Powerpoint I’m reading contains all of them. #deathbypowerpoint
  • What would u do if u lost a grant for $900k bc you forgot to fill in one worksheet of 12 excel workbooks consisting of over 200 worksheets
  • Cranky as hell and being forced to work on Excel balance sheets. 🙂
  • If this excel spreadsheet was a ukelele I’d smash it over the head of whoever password protected it.
  • Hey, my 220MB .xls spreadsheet keeps crashing my Excel! Fix it! O_O <facepalm>
  • … Excuse me. I need to go scream into something soft and thick. The last hour’s worth of work has been gobbled by Excel …
  • Oh can I just say, I really hate it when people bring their babies into work. It’s not fun for anybody involved. Babies don’t like Excel.
  • hahaa sometimes I do crazy dances if I solved a tricky Excel problem 😛
  • Just said the words "I love Excel and pretty spreadsheets." If I start mentioning acronyms like ROI or KPI, someone come smack me.
  • I have a big excel sheet w/ a gazillion functions in it and my head just formed a huge knot… 🙁
  • Earned my Excel "Junior Ninja" badge yesterday. Now I want to VLOOKUP everything and put it into a Pivot Table.
  • I made my first pretty Excel spreadsheet; work is getting to me.
  • A simple, "Let’s spend a weekend in the Poconos." has turned itself into an Excel spreadsheet comparing HomeAway rentals. I love my wife.
  • God bless the man that invented Excel pivot tables …
  • This English major has spent way too much time with Excel this week. We need to break up but our codependency issues are off the chart.

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