Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100803

Who knew that spreadsheets could help you meet new friends, or at least be accosted by strangers on the street?

  • Just learned how to make charts in Excel. Slightly weirded out by the fact that I now have a job that requires this.
  • Creating a spreadsheet of possible short fiction markets. Not a nerd. Shut up.
  • Microsoft Excel is pretty much the best thing ever, except when it’s being a pain in the ass. Which is freaking ALWAYS
  • I, um, only discovered the "countif" function in Excel last week. Half a statistical PhD! Might have finished it if I’d known.
  • Staring into the abyss of an Excel spreadsheet. I’m damn sure it’s staring back at me, and winning.
  • I’m making a spreadsheet to make sure I watch Buffy and Angel in air date order.
  • I reckon I will soon be talking in excel formulas.. 🙁
  • Microsoft got it right with Excel. I hate supporting Microsoft. I hate Bill Gates. No one should have that kind of money. But I love Excel.
  • just saw a man on K street wearing my "i love spreadsheets" t-shirt. obv i stopped him and we bonded over our mutual love of excel.
  • Spent 5 minutes of "making spreadsheet" time on scratching mosquito bites. Smh
  • Happiness is discovering a new Excel trick that just saved me lots of time…absolute cell ref. OK, maybe that’s "duh" but I’m happy 🙂
  • When in doubt, make another spreadsheet.
  • I think my screen hates Excel.. It starts buzzing every time I open a spreadsheet… Seriously! #Weird
  • I keep track of all the jobs I apply for on a spreadsheet. I named the first tab of 80+ applied to, FAIL and started a new tab called Take 2
  • No job should ever be described as an ‘exciting opportunity’ if it involves Excel.
  • you know you don’t need guns to take down the government. Just a simple worm that uninstalls Excel. Ha

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