Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20100317

No one was making Excel related St. Patrick’s Day plans in Twitter yesterday, but they were busy doing other things, like trying to get Excel to look good on a Kindle, and losing all their tax entries.

  • Finally figured out how to convert date&time to elapsed hours on excel, sense of achievement marred by headache from lack of sleep.
  • Maybe it’s "mess with the really nice people who don’t deserve it" day for Excel!
  • I concerned; I speak excel as a second language but I don’t organise my life thru it. I only know one other person that does…
  • Just lost my entire day’s worth of work by closing the wrong excel file…crazy. So how about that there Monday???
  • Yay sunshine, too bad I’m indoors working on a dumb lab report… Excel needs to start giving me more reasonable numbers…
  • dear excel spreadsheet with >18000 cells I have to worry about, you’re making my laptop make funny noises. >:(
  • Tech call. User having an Excel problem w/ AutoSum always returning 0. When I went 2 look his values were: 2000,-2000,3500-3500,etc… #LOL
  • it always surprises me that there are people that work in Excel everyday and still don’t understand the basic concepts of it.
  • 3 hrs of tax entries in an Excel spreadsheet just crashed and I lost everything.. Its hard to describe this level of anger I have right now.
  • An excel spreadsheet contains 65536 rows and 204 (IV) columns. Thats how bored i was at work.
  • my god do I hate Excel, when it comes to complex formulae. It’s faster to just add it up on pen and paper.
  • Sales is going to love me. Color-coding sections of my excel project.
  • Don’t know why I just spent an hour on a stupid Excel graph. According to Yahoo! Answers… optimal pH of peroxidase is 5.0! Eff.
  • It shouldn’t be this hard to get an Excel sheet to look good on a Kindle
  • Its sad that a 73% in excel turns out to be a B+
  • Its surprising to me how many people would not be able to add or do division without Excel. Now if only my boss knew how to write a formula.
  • This teacher said he was gonna show us this new spreadsheet program – EXCEL…..lol
  • Oh excel, I take back all the bad things I thought about you, for I have just found you have a quartile function <3
  • I like to lean back after completing a memorable Excel spreadsheet and mutter "I remember when this was all fields"
  • that’s right ladies, i may not be able to build you a spice rack, but i can sure as hell make you a pivot table. that’s hot, right?

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