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Excel Twitters 20100316

Some important lessons in today’s Excel tweets – save your work frequently, don’t delete your tax files before you submit them, and Excel is more important than showering.

  • everyone else here @ starbucks is working on excel spreadsheets. i’m writing erotika. i think im out of place.
  • Just got sent an Excel spreadsheet with the instructions "Can you please password protect this document and send it back to me?". Um. Okay.
  • I am *always* too muddled to open an excel spreadsheet
  • Made it to Uni today. Got a day of SPSS – possibly the hardest software ever made, it’s like Microsoft Excel with Autism.
  • Prefers when excel crashes *before* putting an hour worth of work into it
  • Expanding to 96 teams (however it’s done) will DESTROY my perfectly-fashioned March Madness Excel spreadsheet! I vote NO!
  • I don’t like Excel, it’s too hard, why stupid formulas & stuff i don’t get it! maybe i should have got the excel for dummies book
  • I need someone to teach me how to use excel properly
  • I’m doing credit card rewards/cash back analysis in MS Excel.. fun fun fun at 6 a.m. !
  • Another good one – "I’m having trouble opening an Excel spreadsheet", "do you have Excel?", "…………….no"
  • This is stupid,why are we learning how to work Excel, this middle school
  • Damn it, Excel. Maybe I WANT my formula to create a circular reference. JUST DO IT.
  • My latest blog post on integrating #cucumber with Excel can be found here: http://bit.ly/bQtGJV
  • omg, i just accidentally closed my excel file and then saved itmonths of work lost. why cant I undo a save.. Im dead
  • Deleted my taxes Excel workbook for 2009 before sending it out. Oops. Let’s see if one of these 3 undelete apps will find it – in FileVault.
  • getting acquainted with Excel… must complete this assignment tonight to get excel back out of my life.
  • Change view to "Normal" not "Page View" in options. Exit excel and relaunch. Problem with Page View uber slowness.
  • OH. GO ME. Just finished Excel Homework for Stats… on to the book work. I’ll shower tomorrow.
  • Excel course took a nose-dive before lunch – do not tackle IFs ORs and ANDs on an empty stomach.
  • it’s only truely hardcore if you use a pivot table…

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