Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100813

ByDebra Dalgleish

image Now that you mention it, that spreadsheet does look like it was attacked by a psychedelic snail.

  • curse you excel charts, internet research, and the burrito i had for lunch! >:O
  • I found a disturbing excel formula used in a report at work =IF(AK47>0,"Deceased","") – no, we don’t sell AK47s
  • Spreadsheet programming sucks. Like, totally.
  • In the meeting I likened the colours on the progress spreadsheet to a trail left by a psychedelic snail. No-one shared my view.
  • I have this sneaking suspicion the other researchers won’t appreciate my color-coded spreadsheet, or its pastel color palette.
  • Yeah, so I get a little thrill out of finding a new use for a pivot table in Excel, what of it?
  • Work seriously making me question my undying love for Microsoft Excel. Too much of a good thing can be awful.
  • Just showed a coworker charts in Excel. May have changed both out lives. #awesomesauce
  • Just learned that the "Panic" button on tbs.com instantly turns your screen into an excel spreadsheet..for when your boss comes. #convenient
  • I wonder if the spreadsheet habit is a left-brainer’s version of making a mindmap to understand the big picture?
  • You know you work with data when you prefer to use excel for note taking.
  • You know your friends are bankers when "great day at work" stories begin with "so my boss gave me this project to do in Excel."
  • Why is the first real project at any job automatically a spreadsheet? I’m fine with excel, but honestly… It’s a worrisome trend!
  • Ah. Heh. My problem is employees who can’t remember things I’ve told them already, like "don’t try to open excel files in word". 🙂
  • I wish I could lock a program as my desktop background. Mine would be a large Excel sheet for notes, data, & multi-stage computation. Yours?
  • Thanks you, Excel macros, for making my afternoon in spreadsheet land shorter. At least in the boring parts of spreadsheet land

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