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Excel Twitter 20100823

image Ah, George Costanza — now there’s someone you want to take career advice from. He probably measured his Excel charts with a real-life ruler too.

  • Today I had to add a checkbox to an Excel spreadsheet. Tomorrow, contemplate life decisions that led me to this.
  • Definitely Excel. The spreadsheet is the official computer application of the Big 10 conference.
  • Our nerd wedding spreadsheet now shows guests’ locale as a chart. It also has a lookup table for who we need RSVPs from.
  • Being eaten alive by an Excel spreadsheet is certainly not a good way to go.
  • I would like to announce that I have just made a beautiful pivot table in excel following 3 hours of vertical lookups. Today was a schoolday
  • To a person who is visual and creative, an Excel spreadsheet is like the devil. The devil disguised in stupid formulas that don’t work.
  • I guess I should say I love Excel spreadsheets that *I* made. Coping w/ others can be (fill in the expletive).
  • I can create a 7x nested If statement in Excel, and have it work perfectly, but try and get a simple =IF(C3=F28,1,0) epically fails…
  • Having a hard time finding a solution to my Excel problem online when I don’t know how to describe what I want to do.
  • I can’t believe I just closed my excel sheet without saving it, a whole days work down the cyber toilet!
  • Yes, that IS me measuring Excel charts on my computer monitor with a real-life ruler. Do YOU know a better way to do it?!
  • Taught the partner I work for how to do complicated Excel functions. You know, like adding two numbers together and making a column total.
  • I have never written a line of Visual Basic code in my life yet i spent the last 5 hours debugging an Excel macro written in VB for work
  • Is it freakish that I have an excel spreadsheet saved to my desktop called ‘makeup’? 😐
  • Today, I used Excel to itemize and colour code a grocery shopping list.
  • Yes, yes, I know what a spreadsheet looks like. :)) But I need to know how to make one. 🙂
  • Tip George Costanza style: if your chatting at work hit "enter" really hard, it looks as if you’re struggling with your Excel sheet
  • you know you’ve been working too hard when you have to get a spreadsheet out to explain a joke to your co-workers

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