Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100826

image It’s a good thing that I don’t have a spreadsheet allergy. They do make me laugh occasionally though, and not just the pivot tables.

  • I want a hot shower and a good spreadsheet. I am a woman of simple pleasures… That’s code for dork.
  • Made a pivot table joke in training today :)No one laughed 🙁
  • Whoa! Why did I had to turn 32 before I discovered the magic of Excel pivot tables.
  • I spent most of this morning cracking an Excel spreadsheet. It’s like cracking the Da Vinci code but less fun and more formulas…
  • Why does Excel always crash on me? I give it so much love and affection an’ attention an’ it just throws it right back in my face 🙁
  • I cannot represent the requested information in a spreadsheet. I need an N-dimensional space!
  • I opened Excel and showed Operations Specialist her graph options and it turns out she did not want a graph. She wanted a chart.
  • My 10+ yrs of work experience doesn’t teach me how to be a better excel user at all..
  • I love Excel more than is strictly healthy, but let’s face it: spreadsheets are an instrument of class war.
  • How come all good news always results in some kind of excel spreadsheet that I have to make – My hilarious boss.
  • And now Excel just closed down in the middle of me working on a spreadhseet. Just lost 20 minutes of work. Today is awesome.
  • okay i was stiffling a giggle there and a colleague asked me if i was okay i said its my spreadsheet making me go mad! lol x
  • I’ll get you my spreadsheet….and your little formula too!!
  • I just realized I have a spreadsheet allergy. I’ve been working in one for about an hour and I feel like crud.
  • funny how sloppy record-keeping turns into a detailed excel spreadsheet. I hate it when that happens!
  • 4 Marketeers, 3 finance bods and a legal bod to work out how to make a drop down list in Excel. I think we need training

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