Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100827

image If I received that colourful Excel file from a client, I’d probably crack open a bottle of wine too. If you’re going to get a headache anyway…

  • If I had three wishes, one of them would be for Excel to display multiple rows of worksheet tabs.
  • This obv. my professor’s 1st time using a computer. Thas awesome seeing as the whole course is excel based
  • A company whose business relies on data mining is using Excel, no pivot tables, and horrible graphs is difficult to respect.
  • haha before my boss got to my dept. 2 yrs ago they had never seen a pivot table. We’re both like geniuses to these people
  • LOL my fake excel sheet worked… my boss was kind of surprised that i was actually working #asif
  • If you’d like to see the spreadsheet I’ve worked on for 3 weeks, let me know. I’ll have to remove all confidential data, it will be blank.
  • I was trying to randomly sort rows in Excel & no matter what tips I followed, it failed. Each solved problem led to another.
  • Donned my reading glasses in the hopes that the aura of wisdom will penetrate this nasty excel piece of work. *shakes fist at screen*
  • My boss at a previous job used spreadsheet cell borders to make diagrams. A part of me died that day.
  • excel is horrible. I can alway tell when the guy next to me at work is using it, because he starts swearing at bill gates
  • Things learned at work today: Microsoft Excel was made to make people want to get headaches and Kick Babies. True Story.
  • when I am a rich man, I will pay someone to do my laundry and all my Excel charts for the rest of my life
  • I’ll struggle through the day’s work if you will? *glares at Excel*
  • Damn.. Talk about a double-downer at work this afternoon. I’m staying late to play with Excel, & I won’t be going to Seattle. 🙁
  • You know what’s scary is that I just opened up an excel spreadsheet full of mumbly jumbly and I actually understood what it meant oO
  • Very colorful excel spreadsheet I received from a client. It brightens up my office: http://twitpic.com/2idlsz
  • It’s 8 o’clock. Just opened a bottle of Pinot Noir. Getting comfortable. Got a hot date tonight with a really large Excel spreadsheet. #fb

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