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Excel Twitter 20100830

imageI’ve run into a few monster spreadsheet, but never a dingo, and none that were funerary coloured.

  • Gym or coffee or fruit shake or spreadsheet?
  • You are the first person ever to tweet me "I love Excel" You are either breathtakingly awesome, or a glutton for punishment.
  • This may be weird, but I am a bit curious. I opened up a 41oz bag of Starbursts, so I started a spreadsheet to track the flavor breakdown.
  • Just to clarify, this is via C#, where Excel interop is like a day at the proctologist.
  • When Excel is repeatedly crashing and reporting no memory, that’s a sign I’m not supposed to do this spreadsheet. Or so I tell myself.
  • Just helped my wife with some Black-Belt level Excel-Fu, Pivot Table style. *flex* *pose* HYYAAAAH!
  • Making the kinds of charts in excel you might assign someone in a 5th grade stats class. Oddly pleasant experience on a brain dead Friday.
  • I love my Mac. I love Excel. I do not love Excel on the Mac.
  • Take that, Excel! #dreamingOfTheDayICanForgetEverythingIKnowAboutExcel
  • Found out yday that my boss did really similar degree to me (fine art/critical theory) must be why we both a fear of Excel
  • When u save a worksheet backwards in Excel sometimes get msg-Loss of Fidelity. @johncusack Think that’d be a good sequel to "High Fidelity"?
  • I tackle most of my life problems w/ Excel, which has most effectively solved my "not working hard enough at being unlikably nerdy" problem.
  • Too many people call themselves future CEOs when they can’t even work a simple excel worksheet.
  • just had my mind blown by the awesome power of Excel pivot tables and filtering. Best part tho? I can gradient color code like a rainbow!
  • That Excel dingo ate my baby (spreadsheet). I’m hating Microsoft for multiple reasons now.
  • As a child you think there are monsters under the bed; As an adult you think there are monsters in your Excel spreadsheet.
  • Putting some pivot table kung fu to my wife’s consignment sales. She’s not impressed.
  • the premium-minded excel chart I painted was called "funerary colored" by the boss. so I googlized it. hahaha!
  • The numbers still don’t match. But the spreadsheet keeps looking nicer and nicer. Do you think that’ll work?

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