Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20100927

image Having all student drivers in a horse and buggy might not be such a bad idea. It’s tougher to get into a 30-car pileup that way. Now back to my cookies and Excel.

  • This MBA student is learning data modeling by analyzing 500,000 rows of sales data with Excel.It’s like driver’s ed. with horse and buggy.
  • My macro-enabled spreadsheet analysis tool kind of looks like a game of minesweeper.
  • Work lesson of the day: remember to use Excel pivot tables, they save a lot of time! I always forget.
  • and what is it exactly that you excel at, microsoft excel? being the most frustrating program in the history of earth?
  • My hubs is making a spreadsheet for his fantasy baseball finals. So cute, my brain ‘sploded.
  • I fought Excel and Excel won #FML
  • I let out a silent groan everytime I work with Excel. Sometimes not a silent one. hate it.
  • looking for info in an excel. boss told me to click on diff sheet tab. "that’s another excel doc i have open that is unrelated." "just try."
  • Nice, thanks! I wish I was enjoying the spoils of Vegas right now. I’m building a spreadsheet instead. Kinda the same.
  • Why’d it take me so long to put together the spreadsheet? I was using the wrong side of the slide rule. #anachronism
  • I just don’t get Excel. Spreadsheets are hard. -Girl I work with
  • almost cried at work today because of a corrupted excel file – and the fact that PCs and Macs can’t play nice.
  • I can’t work excel but I collect smurfs. Does that mean I can stay in nerdfest ?
  • Satan has taken the form of Excel spreadsheet cell G14 this week and refused to accept proper formatting.
  • I just told someone I felt sorry for a tab on an Excel spreadsheet. I think it is time to stop working now.
  • Just went 3 rounds with a linear equation problem. In my head and on paper, got nowhere. In Excel in about a minute: victory. Old school, yo
  • Oh Excel, our love affair continues. Let’s get cozy this afternoon with maybe a plate of cookies or something to share. #fb

___________

Related Links:

______________

Similar Posts