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Excel Twitter 20110721

image There are many uses for Excel workbooks, but did you know that it could plan a pregnancy? I’m not sure how I feel about that.

  • Working on new #analytics spreadsheets. I get way too excited when I have enough data to freeze panes in #excel. #thesimplethings
  • I should clarify, my love of Excel is completely on my terms-using it at work takes all the fun out of it.
  • My brain is officially fried. But I can build you a pivot table or database to show you the analytics of just how fried it is.
  • When dealing with a .prn file (Excel space-delimited) my brain is saying "dot porn". No way that will EVER cause a problem at work…
  • One of my favorite (nerdy) feelings is writing a complete macro (program) in Excel without running it and having it work the first time.
  • The new lady is so giggly lolI don’t understand how anyone can seem to have so much fun at work…MS Excel is not that great…
  • My boss just told me I do "incredible" work with Excel. I’m not sure how I feel about that.
  • After one hour of hardwork , my microsoft excel work is done . But I accidentally used one minute to delete the whole thing. Ccb .
  • Why my boss compliment me on gonig to some Excel classes? What about all the hard work I put into the 7 years in this office?
  • Hooray for Excel crashing while I was trying to save changes and me having to redo an hour’s worth of work! At least I printed them off 1st.
  • hate excel, was not put on this earth to work in excel, why do people around me love it so #allaboutword
  • I want to store a guitar or amp in my office so that when I finish a huge spreadsheet or profile I can smash them like a rock star.
  • OK. I’m looking to create an Excel-based QR code generator. Anyone have the standards behind QR codes?
  • My ex-boss used to project his excel spreadsheets onto a wall and pretend he was in Minority Report.
  • Spent whole morning filling a huge spreadsheet, which I know will be outdated tonight and useless by next week. Corporate environments…
  • I am about 40% finished with a tedious Excel project for work. There is a ginormous glass of wine in my future if I can get this done.
  • Has somebody else already built an Excel workbook for planning pregnancy? Or will I have to do this from scratch?

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